Rogue Shrek - THE ROMANCE
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Shrek is head ogre heels in love with Hogwarts genius, Hermione Granger. He wants her. But his narrow mind can only see one possible solution to get his beloved, rather than being normal and talking to her, he kills everyone at Hogwarts. But. When Shrek finally gets what he wants, he is unsatisfied. Changes need to be made.
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