Do NOT read if homophobic! Hermione has not seen her adoptive parents side of the family since she got her Hogwarts letter, now she is 31 and happily married with 4 children and 1 on the way. So what happens when our favorite war heroine is invited to a family reunion and she can't escape it, with slutty cousins, rude aunts, and family questioning her and her family there is bound to drama.