Ineffable Bureaucracy (One/twoshots)
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  • Reads 51,461
  • Votes 1,945
  • Parts 49
  • Time 3h 6m
Ongoing, First published Aug 02, 2019
One/Two shots of our favorite Archangel and Prince of Hell!
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You'll Never Get To Heaven (if you're scared of getting high)

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Good Omens. Crowley and Aziraphale pose as husbands for a house party, because Aziraphale is bad at saying no (to anyone but Crowley and anyone trying to buy books). Crowley thinks this is a good chance to prove himself the perfect potential demon husband to a fussy angel. But things get complicated fast. Really complicated. A lot of pining, a lot of shopping and restaurants and party games, some near misses, but no sex until chapter 24 (and all of 25).