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Merfolk on Mars

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Reads 33,192
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Parts 23
Time 2h 7m

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Merfolk? Check.   Axes? Check.   Funky glowing green rock? Check.   Moon around Mars? Check.
What have I gotten myself into?


Forewarned: This is a parody.


A huge thank-you to @rentachi for this beautiful cover!All Rights Reserved

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