[ procrastination is the thief of time ]

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Reads 132
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Parts 2
Time <5 mins

fiction livelaughlove meandbae procrastination thought-provoking

an erotic novella about my two-timing toxic relationship with procrastinating 

now with:
+ overdramatic diary entries 
+ drawings by tucitrus 
+ short stories, both fictional and slightly real but like its bold of you to assume that anything in this webnovel on the most terrible webnovel / fanfic website is actually real  
+ happiness and gratitude 
+ loose dream descriptions that I decide to share with y'all
+ actually ok spelling which is 100% why you should read this 
+ lololol jokes 
+ bad poetry but only if you ask for it 


                                                   -:-:- 

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fiction livelaughlove meandbae procrastination thought-provoking

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