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Reads 265
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Parts 13
Time 45m

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Here, I shall share with you the most weird and embarrassing bits and pieces I've invented with my brain over the course of my life so far. There shall be awful stories I wrote when I was a kiddo, transcriptions of dumb but entertaining voice recordings, "amazing" stories curtesy of my subconscious (dreams), and other random bits and pieces. 

"Hooray," I said sarcastically. 

I know for a fact nobody cares about these kinds of books, but I'm making this anyway because I'm bored.All Rights Reserved

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Through the heart by fluffypancake103

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The Dark Poems In My Head by BookOfSpecialThings

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Collection of Crackfics by TypicalDeity

Just a random bunch of short stories I wrote while procrastinating on my actual story. Most of them have not been edited or checked for correct SPaG, so sorry. I'm up to doing various reader requests because I'll do anything to not do actual work. 💀WARNING: Random and cringe.💀

Banana bus crew--one shots by TooInsanelyBlue

***warning very shitty one shots lol*** This was my first time writing one-shots. I was also 13 at the time so It's very cringey and not good at all. There are a lot of spelling mistakes!! **Warning some of these may contain cussing,sexual content, etc.** *** I will no longer be making updates***

Embarrassing moments by Cheyenneya

Most of these "chapters" are pointless, so, sorry about that- Embarrassing moments that happened to me. -Cheyenne xx Hello! It's __ImDeadInside Cheyenne has allowed me to publish my own embarrassing moments. So yeah ... look forward to that I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -__ImDeadInside ^^^ WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GUESS?! It should be an honor working with me! D': it's an honor!

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idk i get bored easily and i love to write when i get bored so this is what comes out of my boredom. it may not get updated often because i have #adhd and i will have phases where i forget that this exists and then post tons and tons of them, its my hyperfixation. but like i do like to try my best and update alot. there may be quite a few spelling mistakes or bad grammar but i'm dyslexic so i struggle sometimes with my wording and my spelling. i am also very british so if any word sounds british it probably is because i don't really know how american's speak, even though they don't really speak any different to british people lmao anyways i'm gonna stop rambling and just hope that you enjoy these :)

InkeQuizzles and Chocolate Cake by NightOwlHatter

Welcome to the strange nonsensical world full of the almighty Inkequizzles and evil Chocolate cake, extracted from the colorful universe of my very own brain. The chapters of this book don't follow any particular storyline altogether; they're mostly my workings of the art of nonsense. Vignettes, short stories, games, freeverse "poetry", rants, pretty much anything I can think of. I hope you enjoy c: -Armo Schmutty

Random Me by Joceimoo

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Cute Short Stories by autumnbreeze19

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Literal Garbage by ElaineGates13

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InkeQuizzles and Chocolate Cake cover

Random Me cover

Cute Short Stories cover

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