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Cringelord

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Reads 266
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Parts 13
Time 45m

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Here, I shall share with you the most weird and embarrassing bits and pieces I've invented with my brain over the course of my life so far. There shall be awful stories I wrote when I was a kiddo, transcriptions of dumb but entertaining voice recordings, "amazing" stories curtesy of my subconscious (dreams), and other random bits and pieces. 

"Hooray," I said sarcastically. 

I know for a fact nobody cares about these kinds of books, but I'm making this anyway because I'm bored.All Rights Reserved

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Literal Garbage by ElaineGates13

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My Singing Monsters shenanigans by Yaabbyy

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The Gory Details (Gross) by Kate_Papilio

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