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Reads 265
Votes 27
Parts 13
Time 45m

Mature

bored clock cringe dinosaur dumb egotistical fun haha humiliation lame lizards lols lord loser nobody nobodycares organ pain party potato scary stoopid stories stupid weirdo

Here, I shall share with you the most weird and embarrassing bits and pieces I've invented with my brain over the course of my life so far. There shall be awful stories I wrote when I was a kiddo, transcriptions of dumb but entertaining voice recordings, "amazing" stories curtesy of my subconscious (dreams), and other random bits and pieces. 

"Hooray," I said sarcastically. 

I know for a fact nobody cares about these kinds of books, but I'm making this anyway because I'm bored.All Rights Reserved

bored clock cringe dinosaur dumb egotistical fun haha humiliation lame lizards lols lord loser nobody nobodycares organ pain party potato scary stoopid stories stupid weirdo

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One Shot Stories by TheArtemisia

This is just a collection of short stories that I made during school when I wasn't paying attention. Enjoy! • Trigger warning for some chapters include: Suicide, self harm, murder, etc. • @CheyBooks did most of my banners but I've began making my own.

InkeQuizzles and Chocolate Cake by NightOwlHatter

Welcome to the strange nonsensical world full of the almighty Inkequizzles and evil Chocolate cake, extracted from the colorful universe of my very own brain. The chapters of this book don't follow any particular storyline altogether; they're mostly my workings of the art of nonsense. Vignettes, short stories, games, freeverse "poetry", rants, pretty much anything I can think of. I hope you enjoy c: -Armo Schmutty

Entertainment, Ideas, and Random Stories!!! by harry3

BORED? Check this out! Not only does this include totally random, funny, short stories that make no sense it also includes jokes, riddles, things to do when you're bored, movie/book/YouTube recommendations to keep you entertained/laughing and SO MUCH MORE. The short stories were written out of boredom for fun and to entertain others :). Each short story jumps from one idea to the next every sentence, not really sticking on topic, but it's still like a journey for the character. Hopefully it makes someone's day or gives them an idea. So... Enjoy! P.S. I know this says "completed," and it kind of is in that it's not a regular story with a plot line (beginning, middle, and end). However, I will continue to update and add parts to it in the future.

Literal Garbage by ElaineGates13

Hello Everyone! If you want a good cringe, feel free to read my AWFUL early stories. I wrote these at like 10 or 11, and they are shockingly bad. I hope you get a good laugh and can cringe at this lmao. None of these are edited but if any of you want me to correct spelling mistakes and stuff I will. Also, SEVERE trigger warning for literally every trigger. I was a messed up kid and liked to write about awful, awful situations with no care to how that would affect parties who had experienced those things.

Cute Short Stories by autumnbreeze19

A bunch of random, cute, short stories that I'll write just for fun. All will be silly and cheesy (and very cliché), just so you know. Let me know what you think!

Just Another Proxy by TatoTheDestroyer

FUCK YOU! READ TO FIND OUT! BITCH! (Description was written when I was 13. Story is being marked as completed, despite being far from it, due to the fact that I have absolutely no desire to return to my cringe ways of writing-let alone continuing this story. May it forever rot and show how bad I used to be, but never be taken down.)

My Singing Monsters shenanigans by Yaabbyy

Welcome to the place where I literally just yap about anything related to My Singing Monsters because I'm insane and need help! This book will include: -Headcanons -Art -Incorrect quotes -Memes -Stories/oneshots (EVENTUALLY, whenever I actually manage to finish one lmaooo.) Aaaand just about anything else my peanut brain can come up with. Enjoy your stay here. Or don't. Idk.

Banana bus crew--one shots by TooInsanelyBlue

***warning very shitty one shots lol*** This was my first time writing one-shots. I was also 13 at the time so It's very cringey and not good at all. There are a lot of spelling mistakes!! **Warning some of these may contain cussing,sexual content, etc.** *** I will no longer be making updates***

Through the heart by fluffypancake103

This is a sad, very short Septiplier story because I've been reading a lot of these lately (Possible trigger warning.)

The Dark Poems In My Head by BookOfSpecialThings

This is those little whispering poems that weasel their way into my wonderful brain. Don't know how this'll turn out, but, you know how it goes! Lets try something new! It is mature because some of this shit is bad! Extremely! Not sexual, but words and phrasing. (Completed. It has 100 parts, and even more poems. Please be careful if you read this. Some are bad, to be blatant. But still, trigger warning.)

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Banana bus crew--one shots cover

Through the heart cover

The Dark Poems In My Head cover

One Shot Stories

This is just a collection of short stories that I made during school when I wasn't paying attention. Enjoy! • Trigger warning for some chapters include: Suicide, self harm, murder, etc. • @CheyBooks did most of my banners but I've began making my own.