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bored clock cringe dinosaur dumb egotistical fun haha humiliation lame lizards lols lord loser nobody nobodycares organ pain party potato scary stoopid stories stupid weirdo

Here, I shall share with you the most weird and embarrassing bits and pieces I've invented with my brain over the course of my life so far. There shall be awful stories I wrote when I was a kiddo, transcriptions of dumb but entertaining voice recordings, "amazing" stories curtesy of my subconscious (dreams), and other random bits and pieces. 

"Hooray," I said sarcastically. 

I know for a fact nobody cares about these kinds of books, but I'm making this anyway because I'm bored.All Rights Reserved

bored clock cringe dinosaur dumb egotistical fun haha humiliation lame lizards lols lord loser nobody nobodycares organ pain party potato scary stoopid stories stupid weirdo

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