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Última publicación vie, ago 30, 2019
Here, I shall share with you the most weird and embarrassing bits and pieces I've invented with my brain over the course of my life so far. There shall be awful stories I wrote when I was a kiddo, transcriptions of dumb but entertaining voice recordings, "amazing" stories curtesy of my subconscious (dreams), and other random bits and pieces.
"Hooray," I said sarcastically.
I know for a fact nobody cares about these kinds of books, but I'm making this anyway because I'm bored.
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