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Reads 265
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Parts 13
Time 45m

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Here, I shall share with you the most weird and embarrassing bits and pieces I've invented with my brain over the course of my life so far. There shall be awful stories I wrote when I was a kiddo, transcriptions of dumb but entertaining voice recordings, "amazing" stories curtesy of my subconscious (dreams), and other random bits and pieces. 

"Hooray," I said sarcastically. 

I know for a fact nobody cares about these kinds of books, but I'm making this anyway because I'm bored.All Rights Reserved

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The Gory Details (Gross) by Kate_Papilio

Between 2004 and 2008 I wrote a series of "Tips for Writers" for Nocturnal Ooze magazine vaguely about what would happen in real life if you did the things they do in movies but mostly about the gross out. I've always loved them and so have taken them out of mothballs for a new audience here on wattpad. They're all here except for #13 which seems to have vanished. I've also left them mostly intact except for a few very dated references that have been updated. I own the rights to the articles and Queen Mum of the Ooze, Kay Patterson has allowed me to keep the name "Gore Monger" (which she owns) provided I write: The Gore Monger appears courtesy of Nocturnal Ooze. If you enjoy these articles, please consider supporting me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/NogginBrain?fan_landing=true

Literal Garbage by ElaineGates13

Hello Everyone! If you want a good cringe, feel free to read my AWFUL early stories. I wrote these at like 10 or 11, and they are shockingly bad. I hope you get a good laugh and can cringe at this lmao. None of these are edited but if any of you want me to correct spelling mistakes and stuff I will. Also, SEVERE trigger warning for literally every trigger. I was a messed up kid and liked to write about awful, awful situations with no care to how that would affect parties who had experienced those things.

Embarrassing moments by Cheyenneya

Most of these "chapters" are pointless, so, sorry about that- Embarrassing moments that happened to me. -Cheyenne xx Hello! It's __ImDeadInside Cheyenne has allowed me to publish my own embarrassing moments. So yeah ... look forward to that I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -__ImDeadInside ^^^ WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GUESS?! It should be an honor working with me! D': it's an honor!

Cute Short Stories by autumnbreeze19

A bunch of random, cute, short stories that I'll write just for fun. All will be silly and cheesy (and very cliché), just so you know. Let me know what you think!

My Singing Monsters shenanigans by Yaabbyy

Welcome to the place where I literally just yap about anything related to My Singing Monsters because I'm insane and need help! This book will include: -Headcanons -Art -Incorrect quotes -Memes -Stories/oneshots (EVENTUALLY, whenever I actually manage to finish one lmaooo.) Aaaand just about anything else my peanut brain can come up with. Enjoy your stay here. Or don't. Idk.

Banana bus crew--one shots by TooInsanelyBlue

***warning very shitty one shots lol*** This was my first time writing one-shots. I was also 13 at the time so It's very cringey and not good at all. There are a lot of spelling mistakes!! **Warning some of these may contain cussing,sexual content, etc.** *** I will no longer be making updates***

InkeQuizzles and Chocolate Cake by NightOwlHatter

Welcome to the strange nonsensical world full of the almighty Inkequizzles and evil Chocolate cake, extracted from the colorful universe of my very own brain. The chapters of this book don't follow any particular storyline altogether; they're mostly my workings of the art of nonsense. Vignettes, short stories, games, freeverse "poetry", rants, pretty much anything I can think of. I hope you enjoy c: -Armo Schmutty

The Dark Poems In My Head by BookOfSpecialThings

This is those little whispering poems that weasel their way into my wonderful brain. Don't know how this'll turn out, but, you know how it goes! Lets try something new! It is mature because some of this shit is bad! Extremely! Not sexual, but words and phrasing. (Completed. It has 100 parts, and even more poems. Please be careful if you read this. Some are bad, to be blatant. But still, trigger warning.)

One Shot Stories by TheArtemisia

This is just a collection of short stories that I made during school when I wasn't paying attention. Enjoy! • Trigger warning for some chapters include: Suicide, self harm, murder, etc. • @CheyBooks did most of my banners but I've began making my own.

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The Gory Details (Gross) cover

Literal Garbage cover

Embarrassing moments cover

Cute Short Stories cover

My Singing Monsters shenanigans cover

Banana bus crew--one shots cover

InkeQuizzles and Chocolate Cake cover

The Dark Poems In My Head cover

One Shot Stories cover

The Gory Details (Gross)

Between 2004 and 2008 I wrote a series of "Tips for Writers" for Nocturnal Ooze magazine vaguely about what would happen in real life if you did the things they do in movies but mostly about the gross out. I've always loved them and so have taken them out of mothballs for a new audience here on wattpad. They're all here except for #13 which seems to have vanished. I've also left them mostly intact except for a few very dated references that have been updated. I own the rights to the articles and Queen Mum of the Ooze, Kay Patterson has allowed me to keep the name "Gore Monger" (which she owns) provided I write: The Gore Monger appears courtesy of Nocturnal Ooze. If you enjoy these articles, please consider supporting me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/NogginBrain?fan_landing=true