Through all of his caped crusading years, Bruce has never been asked to go on a date (in exchange for hostages in the Joker's clutches, that is) Or: I saw a blurry picture of Batman and Joker maybe dancing the waltz and my brain wouldn't let me sleep until I wrote it. The more up-to-date plot will be on Archive of our Own (where I publish it first, so if I miss a chapter here then you can head over and catch up, it's the same title wink included and the same username, coz its me)
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