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How to destroy America

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Reads 64
Votes 15
Parts 5
Time <5 mins

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A collection of bad jokes, dad jokes and other not so funny lines I heard over my life.*

*They are all funny, shut up.

-August E. FerdaAll Rights Reserved

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