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A collection of bad jokes, dad jokes and other not so funny lines I heard over my life.*

*They are all funny, shut up.

-August E. FerdaAll Rights Reserved

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Eren x 𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚡 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎r 𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙴𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕. F𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑. 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝. 𝙴𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝚘𝚛 𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚗, 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎?

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want you back~ shawn mendes by weinerssoldier

i got bored and created this shitty thing.

♡Goofy together♡ spinel x spinel reader by sammytheskitty33

yeah... another spinel insert on my part. sorry about that.

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uh freaky and fluffy story's!!! and angst at times rbhehehe idk how much I'ma upload sorry 💔 uhhh uh mostly rare pairs? not sure!!!

My Bad Puns And Jokes by TheGirlOfNerdGaming

In my group of friends, I am known for my absolutely, downright horrible jokes and puns. Therefore I am making this for a list of my horrible jokes/puns. This will also probably be daily because I make bad puns and jokes a lot. ☆ #638 in Humor (6/6/17) ☆

𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐌𝐄 • 𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐊 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐀𝐍 by -MORGANSMOREID

Iɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ, 𝐘/𝐧 𝐘/𝐥/𝐧 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝗼 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝗺𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝗼 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝗼𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝗺. 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝗼 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝗼𝗺𝐞𝐭𝗼𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥, 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝗼𝐤𝐞𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐘/𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝗼𝗼𝐧 𝗺𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐘/𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝗼𝐰? 𝐎𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝗺𝐚𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐫? [𝐎𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥]

Jokes😁 (COMPLETE) by Joons_unshaken_hand

A book of some of the funniest jokes I have come across👌

Hello! so this story might be very sad and contains self harm and gore maybe , thank you for reading!!

some {Not so} Daily whines, diary entries and/or ranty chapters that I'm gracing the world of Wattpad with that are in fact 100% true some parts are funny, some sad and some just me spilling my weirdness into a chapter because why the f not so sit back, relax, and enjoy the disastrously planned show don't forget to leave a cute comment on the way out ;) -L

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Eren x 𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚡 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎r 𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙴𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕. F𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑. 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝. 𝙴𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝚘𝚛 𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚗, 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎?

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