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"𝙎𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚?!" ✩░▒▓▆▅▃▂▁𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒔, 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒚'𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒍𝒅, 𝒏𝒐𝒘, 𝒆𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒔𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔𝒕.▁▂▃▅▆▓▒░✩ ✩░▒▓▆▅▃▂▁𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒍𝒆𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒖𝒎𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒔𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒂 𝒓𝒐𝒚𝒂𝒍 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒃𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎.▁▂▃▅▆▓▒░✩ ✩░▒▓▆▅▃▂▁𝑩𝒖𝒕.... 𝑰𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒐𝒚𝒂𝒍 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒍 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒂 𝒍𝒆𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒖𝒎𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒈
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[NOTE: I wrote this such a while back. So I apologize if there's a lot of grammar problems. Enjoy<3] *Title* Join the craze yo. This book only contains 'x reader's so far. I'm not the best when it comes to writing romance but I'll do my best ^^ Mostly not gender-neutral : P (I'm sorry I don't know how to write that) ♪~Criticism is welcomed with open arms!~♪ ›-- BRAGGING RIGHTS: #1 in countryhumansxreader (12/29/20)Complete
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Silly. ||Yan!Countryhumans x NB!Reader||
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Love or Work? Countryhumans x Reader
It was just a regular day for you, after an exhausting day of work, you got home and get your well-deserved day off. The only difference is that you've just bought an office-themed dating game and are planning to try it tonight! But there's one thing you didn't know, a whole new exciting adventure is waiting for you at the very moment you start the game. You'll meet even more and more characters/countries as you progress through the "game" The genders of the countries are gonna be what I felt most suitable, tho for some special cases, like France. I made these country twins, one male, and one female, with different names and different personas. I hope you wouldn't mind! Yes, cliche, I know, but eh... worth a shot. This story may/will contain- Date published: June 22nd 2022 STATUS: ONGOING (had like a 2 year hiatus... sorry gng) #1 in #countryhuman on 24th September 2022 #1 in #countryhumansxreader on 14th October 2022
One of the shittiest book you can read, or maybe one of your favorites. During WWII. So basically Axes and Allies. Good luck, there are 2 parts. Oh and, be aware that you can find hard topics (like lemons, or depression (Idk if it's in this book or in the second part), and... I don't recall the rest, but heh, read it if you want). No pressure, and take your time. This book is shitty, really, but I find it nice when I was writing it as a teenage. Still one, but not for so long... damn..... ⚠spoiler list alert⚠ List of what we got for now here: UK France Switzerland Third Reich Fascist Italy URSS Japanese Empire Poland Japan Italy West and East Germany And I forgot about the others... But yeah, you have some countryhumans
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