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Intergalactic Space Force

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Reads 496
Votes 70
Parts 25
Time 7h 38m

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Like the Space Force, but more bigly!

Quentin "Q-Tip" Tipper enlisted because he didn't want to become a two-bit hustler like his father. Alvin "Guppy" Phish enlisted to impress his fiance's father, the Admiral. Together, two nobodies become members of the Intergalactic Space Force and become . . . still nobodies

But when the ISF is attacked by the mysterious Femen, these two nobodies must answer the call to action!

Warning! This book contains raunchy humor and should not be read by those offended by:

Accidental exhibitionism
Mechanophillia
Suicidal robots
Dominant women
Politics
The music of Kenny GAll Rights Reserved

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The President's Secretary (Evil Morty X Reader)

After ten years of being in prison, you're finally released at the request of the president of the Citadel himself. The president chooses you to do his work for him and a variety of other things. It turns out, you and President Morty have a few things in common. (TRIGGER WARNINGS: ABUSE, SEXUAL ASSAULT AND SHOOTINGS • Most of this book will have depictions, signs, and/or references to abusive relationships. If you are uncomfortable with this topic, this isn't the book for you. • A chapter in this book will depict a character getting sexually assaulted. It will be graphic, so be cautious about reading. • A particular chapter will have a depiction of a shooting. If this triggers you or makes you uncomfortable, please read at your own risk.) (Reader will be referred to as gender neutral with they/them pronouns) (The events in this book are purely fictional and in no way reflects my headcanons and/or theories about how the show will end. This has been written BEFORE the show ends, if it ever does. If one happens to come across this book after Rick and Morty has ended, hello from the past.) (I do not own Rick and Morty or the characters. Rick and Morty belongs to Adult Swim, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, and everyone who works on the show.) (I do not own the cover art or any other art used in this book unless specified otherwise. I do not know the artist who created the cover of this book. If you know who the artist is, please comment and tell me so I can credit them.) (Enjoy.)