Intergalactic Space Force
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MatureComplete Mon, Jan 20, 20207h 38m
Like the Space Force, but more bigly!
Quentin "Q-Tip" Tipper enlisted because he didn't want to become a two-bit hustler like his father. Alvin "Guppy" Phish enlisted to impress his fiance's father, the Admiral. Together, two nobodies become members of the Intergalactic Space Force and become . . . still nobodies
But when the ISF is attacked by the mysterious Femen, these two nobodies must answer the call to action!
Warning! This book contains raunchy humor and should not be read by those offended by:
Accidental exhibitionism
Mechanophillia
Suicidal robots
Dominant women
Politics
The music of Kenny G
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