snail x cucumber fan fic

Love is like a baguette. It's long. Unlike the story you're about to read. I took 18 different types of pills today my children and 87 of the 18 may or may not have been Adderall mixed with ass cream that i confused my yogurt with.
Intense romance, graphic horror, and passionate fighting between feuding families all smashed into one story that i decided to write at 2am.

This story is dedicated to my germ coward who is dying of anal cancer and has 5 shark weeks to live. hi josh