A Rant Book
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A (mostly) lighthearted rant book by me. Join me in reveling and reviling every terrible cliche and odd writing cliche known to wattpad.
This book may include rants about:
-wattpad
-cliches
-bad characters
-bad stories
-annoying literature things
***NOTE: This book is a joke and a way to vent. Everything I write will be in good faith or good fun. Just because I say something critical that may apply to you/something you like does not mean I dislike you or even that thing, really. All it means is I have something to say about it.***
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