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A Rant Book

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A (mostly) lighthearted rant book by me. Join me in reveling and reviling every terrible cliche and odd writing cliche known to wattpad. 

This book may include rants about:
      -wattpad
      -cliches
      -bad characters
      -bad stories
      -annoying literature things

***NOTE: This book is a joke and a way to vent. Everything I write will be in good faith or good fun. Just because I say something critical that may apply to you/something you like does not mean I dislike you or even that thing, really. All it means is I have something to say about it.***All Rights Reserved

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