Crash Landed Into My Heart | boyxboy

Earth keeps getting invaded by aliens, it's no surprise really. Especially considering that Earth is now in a war zone between multiple alien species.
Who gets that hunk of rock with the naked monkeys that can build shit? That's the big question.

One night, a rather enthusiastic alien humanologist gets their ship sabotaged as they're on the run and crashes into a small town on Earth.
But this is actually kind of cool, no? The alien has heard that humans put this green vegetable in salt water and it just sort of ferments for a bit? And they consume it! And they also eat frozen water in different flavors? It's so cute!

Across this small town, a young human male is trying to prove that aliens could, in fact, be nice and that the moon landing was, indeed, fake. Also he's convinced Bush did 9/11. And he, like every human on Earth, has no idea about the intergalactic war for their planet. They just think aliens are showing up sometimes, despite the government trying to cover it up.