Formula for Destruction | a kimi raikkonen fanfiction |

Malu raised her eyebrow, trying to understand the situation. "So she gave you a divorce."

Kimi picked up the vodka. "Yes, that's what I said."

"Because she thought you were having an affair with..."

"Ricciardo." He took a massive sip from the bottle. "She thought I was hitting on Daniel."

"You weren't?"

"For fuck's sake, take pity on me." He sampled the vodka again. "I'm so miserable I'm even searching consolation from a mobster." He drank a bit more vodka.

"I'm not at my best...but I can arrange something for your ex. Nothing lethal, just scary."

Kimi shook his head. "Go out on a date with me."

"Okay, that's scary."

°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°