Birdflash: The Joker Ships It!
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The Joker is known for his crimes and his jokes. But one lesser known thing about the Joker is that he is quite the Cupid! Follow Joker as he kidnaps Robin and Kidflash in an attempt to make his OTP canon. (Little does he realize they are already dating!)
This story is complete and utter trash. (But I'd like to think it's at least well-written trash). I wrote it as a gift for my best bro Rachel. (Rachel if you're reading this, hi!!!) She's a pretty cool dude. Read at your own risk.
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