"LisTEn TiMoTHy-"
"It's Tom."
"I dOn'T neEd a baBysITteR-"
"Are you drunk?"
"LisTEn Mr. BOsSy PaNts.. WhO aRe yoU tO aSk mE iF I Am dRUnk oR noT?"
"Your babysitter."
"FuCk.."
Abstract: Who would have ever imagined falling for the guy you hire to ruin your sister's wedding party?
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warning: (enemies>lovers... if you squint... maybe) shitty family drama, rich people behaviour, chaotic driving, alcohol consumption, swearing, public nudity, smut > 18+, minors please DNI