The art of offending
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Im Rahmen meines freiwilligen asozialen Jahr, einem Mangel an Körpergröße und 2 Brüdern, war ich dazu fähig in den völlig verkannten Themengebieten der Gemeinheit, der öffentlichen Arbeit mit Behinderten und des Sarkasmus' zu promovieren. Um die Illusion zu erschaffen schlagfertig zu sein, teile ich mein Wissen und habe für euch eine Liste von Beleidigungen und Sprüchen aufgelistet.
Falls Ihr selbst noch 🐄le Sprüche kennt dann gebt mir Bescheid meine Freunde der Fiesheit lol
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