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[BL] Human, Where Are You Touching Me?

iamaducklingwriter

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Reads 160,784
Votes 8,763
Parts 52
Time 3h 28m

iamaducklingwriter

Mature

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A cute 'straight' shou, Lee Yun Gyeong, was betrayed by his own colleague and his ship was sucked into the blackhole.

Fortunately, he is survived and saved his soldiers due to his bearing as a pure-blooded vampire. However, due to exhaustion of power, he fell from the sky and was thrown into World no.2 also known as the 'Ancient Earth' where he thought had already ceased to exist.

There he met our coffin faced Gong, Movie Emperor Han Jungsik. He loves no one but his cat!

What would happened to our Vampire Shou and Catlover Gong?

•Happy Ending
•1v1
•Fluff
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THE CUNNING VIGILANTE by hiraki_mitsuha

Chen Li jie, a well-known criminal died and transmigrated into a soon-to-be-concubine of the cold General Feng Delun. As a straight man himself, he was frustrated that he was about to marry the General and because of that he ran away. But seeing the latter made him intrigued and persisting him to be his wife at all cost. He just never expected, that as the time passed he became straight as a zigzag. S Shou: I'm straight. M Gong: So what? S Shou: I have a sword. M Gong: So what? S Shou: I'm a man dammit! M Gong: As long as there's a hole, there's a way. S Shou: ... DON'T REPOST WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME! THIS STORY IS MY OWN ORIGINAL. NO TO PLAGIARISM. Unedited

The Indomitable Man, Conquering Male Princess Ci (BL, Mpreg) by DreamlessDragonfly

Continuation from the story of "The Bewitching Lover of the Emperor Xian (BL, Mpreg) Zheng Ci, born with intersex gender, fast learning brained like the Empress Qiu Qian Ling, and smart like the Emperor Zheng Yu Xian, but with a frail body and delicate features and personality. Titled as a princess, he was also loved by all within the Imperial Palace. He had a thirst for knowledge, and the heart to know more about the world outside the palace. But due to his frail physical condition, he was kept in the palace like a bird in a cage. When his twin sister, Zheng En Ya finds him to help her refuse a marriage proposal, Zheng Ci had an encounter with new friends and rivals, as well as the person that would bring new challenges into his life. ~♥~ Picture from google images~~

Always and Forever {Vampire Ray x Blind Norman} (The Promised Neverland) by TheAnimeFan1412

Norman, 23 years old. A young,blind, well known scientist and professor in Grace Field University. He became blind due to a car accident. He's a well known professor along with his Father, James. His sister, Anna, 22 years old, is a nurse. While their Mom is a doctor. The whole Ratri family is famous on the science and medical field. But, they have a secret. They help some humans or vampires from other vampires or humans who kills or sells them. Other families also do this kind of work, rescuing, I mean. Meanwhile, Ray, a 150 year old, CEO of a famous computer company, is bored and single. Although, he has had a wife and two sons from her, but they both divorced 8 years later. He is well known as cold, ruthless, and a scary vampire CEO. He met Norman one day in a book store, because he was having a hard time to find a book, since there was no braille and he's too shy to ask for help. Ray helped him out he saved him and his younger sisters' life from vampires who were stalking them. Soon enough Ray slowly fell for the blind human. So is Norman! He fell for the vampire, but will their love be stronger than the vampires who are after the Ratri family? And will the both of them pull through everything that life throws at them? Or will it end on something even more worse or better? Follow the tragic story between a blind human and a vampire who would do anything for his love. ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Story Started: August 31, 2021 Story Ended: October 21, 2021

Playing with young beauties in quick time travel by Jeassafae

Original / male male / time travel / high H / drama / beauty shou / black belly attack ✔️ The full text has been completed 1v1 bisexual big tits sweet article ✔️ The plot is relaxed and full of flesh (yellow violence) Yuan Wanbai is an introverted and shy little beauty, Yin Qiyuan, a handsome senior brother from the same sect who has always had a crush on Yin Qiyuan, dare not confess because of his bisexual body inferiority, so he can only secretly send elixir and treasures to his senior brother. Until one day, the senior brother encountered an accident while on a mission and died. The little beauty couldn't help crying loudly holding her brother's body. After learning that his brother could be revived after completing the time-traveling mission, he agreed without even thinking about it. Mission system: "As a cannon fodder, please collect 100 love points of the target and enough lewdness points." Yuan Wanbai: "Okay... wait, lewdness points ??? " The evil Gong who plays with Shou in various tricks VS the pure young beauty who is trying to save the old Gong to get the lewd value. Good impression. Tentative world: the young master of Tianxuanzong who became a captive of the demons (√) the cannon fodder bride who cheered the disabled boss (√) the tool to vent the desire of the omnipotent boss in the last days (√) the personal assistant of the skin-hungry president ( √) √) The delicate little mermaid imprisoned by the evil fisherman (√) [Mermaid Parallel World is really imprisoned and forced to love] (√) The holy son who was wantonly played by the evil god on the pilgrimage (√)

A Royal Engagement by ginaddict

Wang Qing is a modern prince in China. Heir to the throne and the most eligible bachelor of the land. But he doesn't want to submit the woman he loves in the confusing debacle, circus like and sometimes dangerous life as the next Queen in Waiting. So he made a decision to look for his childhood playmate to pretend as his fiance'. Dayu is a screw up. Nothing had ever gone right in his life. But the last trouble he found himself in took the cake. He had to pay a Chinese Mafia one million yuan or he can kiss his young life goodbye. In came his childhood playmate with an offer he can't refuse. Play as his fiance for three months where they convince everyone the Prince is not yet ready for marriage and he will get two million yuan as payment. Enough to pay his debt and start his life anew. It started as a deal, a contract between two people who are at the opposite spectrum of luck. Three months of pretending to be engaged is a short time, what can go wrong? Until someone started trying to kill Dayu.

Transmigration: One Among The Many. by Sillywoof1

Jean's dream was to be able to graduate from a well known university and pursue his future career as a Professor.But what will happen when he suddenly transmigrates into his own novel? The novel that he wrote in a whim becomes his worst nightmare when he gets reborn as the most hated Cannon-fodder villain whose fate is to spend his last remaining days in a dark prison cell brutally tortured by one of his protagonists. Not a good feeling is it? Jean : Someone help me !(⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠) The protagonists : ~The only ones who can help you is us, darling ~ #original work

Love You, Yearn For You by HacruLeian

The chairman to one of the renown group in the business world, who can have anyone he wanted should he said the three sacred words to them, fall in love with someone who seems to be a coldhearted man. But, is that man truly a coldhearted person or there is a reason for that? "Qi Hua, don't worry... Whatever happened, I will always be there for you...." "Rui Yue... We will be together again in the next life... Wait for me, okay?" Crush turned into love and love turned into tragedy. Life after life brought this ill-fated pair to meet again and again. Yet it always ended in tragedy. They are given the last chance to meet once again in the present. Will there be a day where this pair truly united? Or will they end up in the same result as how their previous life ended? Disclaimer: Please note that this is my original work. Should there be any resemblance to any other story or people, it is just purely coincidence. The cover is not belonged to me.I'm just an amateur writer, bound to have grammar mistake here and there, please forgive me and as it contain mature content, please read at your own risk. Thank you. Lastly, thank you very much for reading my story. :)

Cigarettes to Doomsday by FloofyLove

Today was the day Li Muchen would summon a cosmic entity to end the world and reality itself. Yet, for some reason, things don't go as he expects...? C/W: Explicit descriptions of blood, violence, and gore, animal harm, and implications/thoughts of su!c!de, and sm*t 12k word one shot! Dark, humorous, and fluffy! BL-inspired and consensual. Completed 8/21/23.

The Prince wants me to be his Husband?! by your_Amaia

Going home riding a train and then a light buzz off them boom got myself inside of the book wearing the second male lead general,the villain whose so inlove with the FL with the princelike,gentle,pure ML. Then the ML began going black and he's attention is on me! What kind of plot twist is this?! "Let's talk" a prince from a country said Only talking? Okay.. "You're mine." It's my body not yours hmph! "Touch them and they'll die." What! This is wrong you should pay attention on the FL!! "Let's get married." What?! After just one talk we'll get married?! (⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻ 1st out of 142 in #gongmc 2/21/24 1st out of 10.8k in #general 01/11/25 Your_amaia

The Wedding Curse - Book 2 (Complete) Extras coming Sept 2021 by edzooc8r

*** PLEASE READ STOLEN MEMORIES ARE NEVER FORGOTTEN FIRST****** They say that people change after they get married. Wei Ying and Lan Zhan have been through so much in their young lives that change was inevitable for them. They are not the same men they were when they first met. They changed. Yet their souls still craved the other and brought them together after years of struggle. They are now a happily married couple and life could not be more perfect. But, after a few days of wedded bliss, Lan Zhan starts to notice subtle changes in Wei Ying's behavior. At first, he shrugs it off as stress of adjusting to a new life and the fact that Wei is now a member of the Lan Clan, the sect with the most rules, most of which Wei Wuxian has already broken. However, Wei's strange actions become worrisome for everyone around him. Lan Zhan wants to believe in his husband's good heart but Lan Xichen and Jiang Cheng fear that Wei Ying is becoming someone else. He's changing into someone that everyone still fears. Someone who could destroy the cultivational world itself. If Wei Ying cannot be stopped, is Lan Zhan willing to stop him by any means necessary? Can he make the ultimate sacrifice to save the people he loves? To save the world? To save his Wei Ying? WARNING: There will definitely be SMUT!!! So, if you don't like to read the sexy stuff, then please don't read! You have been warned! Thank you for supporting me and this hobby of mine! All characters and pictures DO NOT BELONG TO ME! Credit to Mo Xiang Tong Xiu for giving us the best love story to ever grace this crazy world and characters that we can never forget. Credit to all the artists whose photos I have obtained through the internet! They are amazing people who have more talent in their pinky finger than I have in my whole body!

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THE CUNNING VIGILANTE cover

The Indomitable Man, Conquering Male Princess Ci (BL, Mpreg) cover

Always and Forever {Vampire Ray x Blind Norman} (The Promised Neverland) cover

Playing with young beauties in quick time travel cover

A Royal Engagement cover

Transmigration: One Among The Many. cover

Love You, Yearn For You cover

Cigarettes to Doomsday cover

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The Wedding Curse - Book 2 (Complete) Extras coming Sept 2021 cover

THE CUNNING VIGILANTE

Chen Li jie, a well-known criminal died and transmigrated into a soon-to-be-concubine of the cold General Feng Delun. As a straight man himself, he was frustrated that he was about to marry the General and because of that he ran away. But seeing the latter made him intrigued and persisting him to be his wife at all cost. He just never expected, that as the time passed he became straight as a zigzag. S Shou: I'm straight. M Gong: So what? S Shou: I have a sword. M Gong: So what? S Shou: I'm a man dammit! M Gong: As long as there's a hole, there's a way. S Shou: ... DON'T REPOST WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME! THIS STORY IS MY OWN ORIGINAL. NO TO PLAGIARISM. Unedited