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[BL] Human, Where Are You Touching Me?

iamaducklingwriter

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Reads 159,679
Votes 8,690
Parts 52
Time 3h 28m

iamaducklingwriter

Mature

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A cute 'straight' shou, Lee Yun Gyeong, was betrayed by his own colleague and his ship was sucked into the blackhole.

Fortunately, he is survived and saved his soldiers due to his bearing as a pure-blooded vampire. However, due to exhaustion of power, he fell from the sky and was thrown into World no.2 also known as the 'Ancient Earth' where he thought had already ceased to exist.

There he met our coffin faced Gong, Movie Emperor Han Jungsik. He loves no one but his cat!

What would happened to our Vampire Shou and Catlover Gong?

•Happy Ending
•1v1
•Fluff
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