Amazon Warrior | ★★★★★
KaitlinJackisch
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  • Reads 44,538
  • Votes 3,758
  • Parts 64
  • Time 1h 48m
KaitlinJackisch
Complete, First published Aug 08, 2019
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FEATURED IN HUMOR
I understand that you may think you're hilarious, but you're not. You're hurting my rating which is hurting my business. Take down your review.

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Hello GideonToysLLC

I understand that you may have a stick up your ass. Did you ever think that there was actually a reason why I gave your product a lower rating?

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Hello AmazonWarrior

If there is an issue, of course I can fix it. I do apologize. What is going on with the walker?

___

Hello Gideon the Pirate

Oh, no there isn't anything wrong.
_________________
 


Amazon Warrior follows the humorous tale of a witty lawyer as she strategically leaves reviews on Amazon products sold by her small town's most eligible bachelor. How hard could it be to catch the eye of the unsociable Gideon Daniels anyway?

 

#2 in Dialoguestory September 2019
#19 in Silly
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