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Amazon Warrior | ★★★★★

KaitlinJackisch

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Reads 44,917
Votes 3,758
Parts 64
Time 1h 48m

KaitlinJackisch

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FEATURED IN HUMOR
I understand that you may think you're hilarious, but you're not. You're hurting my rating which is hurting my business. Take down your review.

___

Hello GideonToysLLC

I understand that you may have a stick up your ass. Did you ever think that there was actually a reason why I gave your product a lower rating?

___

Hello AmazonWarrior

If there is an issue, of course I can fix it. I do apologize. What is going on with the walker?

___

Hello Gideon the Pirate

Oh, no there isn't anything wrong.
_________________
 


Amazon Warrior follows the humorous tale of a witty lawyer as she strategically leaves reviews on Amazon products sold by her small town's most eligible bachelor. How hard could it be to catch the eye of the unsociable Gideon Daniels anyway?

 

#2 in Dialoguestory September 2019
#19 in SillyAll Rights Reserved

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My Perfect Life

R-rated, for mature audiences! So, where do I start? My name is Elizabeth. I'm 26 and I'm bored as f*ck. You could think I have a perfect life. My husband is a successful businessman and he makes sure I have everything I ever wanted. But, have you ever had a feeling that's not enough? I wake up every morning feeling my life has no purpose. One day I chose to change everything and I met him...But is he who I want? Is me enough for him? In a world where big boys playing their games I appeared in the middle, searching for happiness. They want to play me? Bring it on! Not so good in description, but you should definitely give this story a try. It's gonna be a funny ride. For mature audience only! Strong language and sex scenes. A lot of graphic material. I don't own any pictures or videos I use in my story