Your Crazy Matches Mine

Meet Peter Parker, a teen who struggles with anxiety and just try's to survive his day to day life. During the night though he becomes Spider-Man. Though after one too many close calls with death Tony Stark takes away his suit. Left defenseless and without a suit Tony decides to get a bodyguard for Peter. Now enter the happy mercenary with no care in the world, Wade Wilson. Happily living his life day to day just like Peter but with the added addition of helping people for pay. We both know how this ends-

"With little ol' me breaking the fourth wall cause its free real estate!" Wade said happily entering the blank room the author resided in. "Honey you need a few plants in here to liven things up!" Wade said making the author roll her eyes. "Please you know this bullshit high school drama piece you were writing would grab anyone's attentions so here I am~" Wade said throwing everything off of her table and laying across it.

"I swear to god if this book wasn't completed I would write you off right now." The other seethed making Wade giggle hysterics.

"Hey reader get back here, don't scroll to the next book!" Wade said grabbing your screen stopping you from scrolling, "naughty reader!" He cooed making the author slam her head into the table. "Dont mind that bitchy lady listen to me, click on this book~ I promise you wont regret it." Wade said and the reader cringed. "What you dont like that?"

"What the book about Wade." The author muttered.

"Oh right well its about me and Peter of course, the author summarized the beginning of it already so why bring that up again. How can i wrap this up, oh well me and Peter get kinky? Did that catch your attention, well read this to see all the drama that author puts us through until we can marry happily (oops spoiler!). A nice perfectly wrapped ending for the reader of course."

"Love you and Thank you."

"Don't forget to vote please! God please vote for this trash!"
(Wade Wilson X Peter Parker) Publishing!