Bobby Tarts Story (Part 1)
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(My first story also prob grammar mistakes) So bobby was in his bed. And then he farted. And it was really loud Miss, bobby was said Ahh that smells worse than a Skunk. So then Miss, bobby got out of bed and went to the window and opened it and she yelled> BOBBY'S FARTS SMELL GROSS PEW PEW PEW EWWWWW FARTY HE A FARTY POOP HEAD. The bobby says WHAT HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO THE PUBLIC. They both go to bed. 3 Hours later, (it's 4 am) Bobby wakes up, and let off a oofer fart! Miss Bobby wakes up and say you stupid tart head!!!!!! I'm leaving!! Miss bobby starts packing.. 1 hour later Bobby says Honey please don't leave
:( Miss bobby Says: I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU'RE NASTY FARTS UGHHH. Miss bobby starts to leave. Bobby grabs here and says PLEASE DONT LEAVE!! Miss bobby punches Bobby and then Miss bobby runs to the car says HELL YEAH I'M FREE then she drives to her friends apartment. She pulls into here friends apartment parking lot and gets out and goes to her friends door she knocks . (That the end of my story and its my first story! PART 2 COMING SOON!!)
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