the diary entries of a humanist cat chapter 1

contains: a cat, a diary , tuna , food givers/peasants/humans, swearing

in the world we all know and live in, one day a cat whilst minding its own business treads over a rather stinky wet muddy diary as the cat removes it's paw it is fascinated by the diarys distinctive smell the cat thinks to it self "how would such a valuable item be unclaimed?" In a mannerly way the cat doesn't hesitate to claim the book by gracefully spraying it's priceless scent onto the ragged book.