Yes this is Jersey Shore fanfiction. They all still talk exactly the same. But Pauly D is a witch and Vinny a dreamwalker, the two work as detectives. Sure it's easy to solve cases when Pauly can talk to dead people and Vinny can read minds but that's not the point. When a series of deliberate fires are suddenly linked to their small group of friends (Pauly says coven, Vinny disagrees) they have to put a stop to it before anything escalates, before the world knows their secrets. So yeah I entered a pit of hell of reality television but here we are.