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What We Are Here For

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Reads 140,557
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Parts 6
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A Sex Comedy Novel about the 23-year-old Minty Main, he lives in a Three-Bedroom in Co.Dublin,Ireland with his two Female Friends name Lucy-Kate Dilly and Katy Saddle,
both of them love doing Grocery Shopping, going to The Coffee Shops and they also love to talk dirty 
(contains Adult Humor, inappropriate Adult Humor)
(Mature Readers Only)All Rights Reserved

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