Eclectic Oddities
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Last published Fri, Oct 11, 2019
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All collective short stories, stage dramas and poems by Elfie the Bookworm, including:
"Swingball Tyranny of Evin the Formidable"
"The Quandaries of a Vengeful Notebook"
"Poetry Pages" Collection
"Tomb of Bone and Ice"
"New Heat"
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InkeQuizzles and Chocolate Cake
Welcome to the strange nonsensical world full of the almighty Inkequizzles and evil Chocolate cake, extracted from the colorful universe of my very own brain. The chapters of this book don't follow any particular storyline altogether; they're mostly my workings of the art of nonsense. Vignettes, short stories, games, freeverse "poetry", rants, pretty much anything I can think of. I hope you enjoy c: -Armo SchmuttyComplete
𝐀𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐲𝐚 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 | 𝟏𝟖+
𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝟏 𝐢𝐧 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐘𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐀 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐋 𝐎𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. ❝𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐟. 𝐀𝐦 𝐈 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐲?❞ 𝐘𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐕𝐈 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐧. 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦. 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐰𝐧. 𝐀𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐘𝐀 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐞. 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞. 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞. 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫? ────── 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚: 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗧 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧!!! 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐃.
𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 || 𝟏𝟖+
𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝟏 𝐎𝐅 : 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐑𝐀𝐉𝐕𝐄𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐇 𝐑𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐓 × 𝐒𝐀𝐀𝐍𝐕𝐈 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐔𝐀𝐍 She spreads joy like sunshine, He spreads fear like a storm. She runs from the dark, He rules in the dark. She is the heartbeat of kindness, He is the heart of cruelty. She saves people from pain, He causes pain without a second thought. What will happen when the innocent heart and the ruthless heart choose to be bound together in arrange marriage but arrange by him ? #𝐓𝐨𝐩 𝟏 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 - 𝟎𝟐|𝟎𝟖|𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 #𝐓𝐨𝐩 𝟑 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 - 𝟎𝟑|𝟎𝟖|𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 #𝐓𝐨𝐩 𝟔 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 - 𝟏𝟖|𝟎𝟗|𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 : 𝟎𝟒| 𝟏𝟐 | 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒
Tainted Love : Minister's Bride
𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝘃𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗱 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗮𝗳𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗲𝗱-𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙠 2 𝙤𝙛 𝙏𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝖲𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗆-𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉𝗉𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗆. 𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝗍𝗎𝗋𝗇 𝗀𝗈𝖽𝗌 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝗆𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌. 𝖲𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉𝗉𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗆. 𝖧𝖾 𝗇𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝖺𝗐 𝗁𝖾𝗋. 𝖭𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗂 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖲𝗁𝗂𝗏𝖺𝖺𝗒 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗂𝖼𝖾𝖽. 𝖠 𝗉𝗋𝗂𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝖽𝖾𝗏𝗈𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝖾𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖽 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇. 𝖠 𝗌𝗁𝖺𝖽𝗈𝗐 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗆. 𝖡𝗎𝗍 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗐𝖺𝗒, 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗏𝖾-𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗅𝗅𝖾𝗇𝗀𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗆. 𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾. 𝖡𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗇𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗆𝖾𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗅. 𝖨𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗆𝖾𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗈𝗒. 𝖨𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗆𝖾𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗋𝗎𝗂𝗇.
Collection Of Short Stories
♡♡𝒞ℴ𝓁𝓁ℯ𝒸𝓉𝒾ℴ𝓃 ℴ𝒻 𝓈𝓉ℴ𝓇𝒾ℯ𝓈....♡♡ 𝑨𝒄𝒄𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒍 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 (𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆) 𝑨𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆(𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆) 𝑪𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒅(𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆) 𝑹𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔... #3 revenge. 6-04-24 #3 collectionofshortstories 25-04-24 #3 wattpadromance 19-05-24Complete
2018 Writing Scrapbook
I have already filled my previous writing scrapbook consisting of poetry and short stories from past years. This is a collection of all of my short stories and poetry written over the course of 2018. Contents: 1. Lanterns in the Sky (Sci-Fi) 2. The Lion and the Lamb (Historical Fiction/Romance) 3. King of the Sky (Historical Fiction) 4. Maiden of the Mist (Sci-Fi) 5. Pillars of Sand (Romance) 6. Entwined (Fan-Fiction/Romance) 7. Little Cabin in the Woods (Romance) 8. The Butterfly Princess (Romance) 9. The Technicolored Eyes (Sci-Fi) 10. The Monarch's Suitor (Fantasy/Romance) 11. Shattered Clay (Romance) 12. The Motherless Boy (General Fiction)- This follows the story of a boy upset over his mother's death. 13. The Writer (General Fiction)- A boy watches a group of friends and writes about their personalities. 14. Colorless World (Sci-Fi)\ 15. A Brethren of Evil (Fantasy) 16. Maple (General Fiction) 17. The Force 18. If Only (Sci-Fi/Romance) 19. The Angel from Hell (Historical Fiction/Romance) 20. Life (Romance) 21. Lust (Poem) 22. Restraint (Poem) 23. Unreciprocated (Poem) 24. Eyes (Poem) 25. Blackmail (Poem) 26. Truthful Rumors (Romance) 27. The Devil (Political Comedy) 28. The Girl Who Annotates (General Fiction) 29. The Snake Boy (Fan-Fiction) 30. Elementary (Romance) 31. Mute (Fantasy) 32. Stormtrooper (Fan-Fiction) 33. Cannabis (General Fiction) 34. The Secondary Character (Comedy/Fan-Fiction) 35. The Finish Line (General Fiction) 36. Victory (Historical Fiction) 37. Home (Fantasy) 38. The Colt (General Fiction) 39. Mitchell's Story (Romance) 40. The Workers (Poem)Complete
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A tempting collection of my favourite Opuss poetry, rhymes, verses and Mallion musings & mayhem - once under the name of misslittleDHP....including 'Lucy Loose Hips', 'Sally Vating and Hallie Toesis' & the hilarious adventures of 'Princess Titanium and her Steely Tits' My work is an eclectic mix of funny, emotional, sexy, and at times, pure nonsensical rhyme and verse....enjoy!!! **Can have adult themes** CONFESSIONS OF AN OPUSSIAN Published by K B Mallion Copyright © 2019 K B Mallion All rights reservedComplete
Welcome to the strange nonsensical world full of the almighty Inkequizzles and evil Chocolate cake, extracted from the colorful universe of my very own brain. The chapters of this book don't follow any particular storyline altogether; they're mostly my workings of the art of nonsense. Vignettes, short stories, games, freeverse "poetry", rants, pretty much anything I can think of. I hope you enjoy c: -Armo Schmutty
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