Cassie & Gerry
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Last published Sat, Aug 24, 2019
Just a bullshit romcom in space.
Credit to Zane Leslie for coming up with the basic premise before I screwed with it. Also credit to both him and Owen Boreson for continuing in helping me brainstorm aspects of the plot and characters.
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS GOING TO HAVE SOME MATURE THEMES. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT OR ARE YOUNG AVOID THIS STORY. IF YOU'RE A PARENT AND DON'T LIKE THAT YOUR CHILD HAS READ THIS, TAKE IT UP WITH YOUR CHILD WHO IGNORED THIS DISCLAIMER. ADDITIONALLY, SOME OF THIS SPECIFIC TYPE OF HUMOR MAY BE TAKEN OFFENSIVELY. IT IS IN NO WAY THE ACTUAL REPRESENTATION OF THE AUTHOR'S ACTUAL THOUGHTS/HABITS. THIS BOOK IS PURELY FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES.
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