- Reads 3,187
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- Parts 200
- Time 2h 2m
Complete, First published Aug 13, 2019
Mature
journal thingy numero 1All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- .;intro;.Tue, Aug 13, 2019
- .;gay barf twat;.Wed, Aug 14, 2019
- .;aaaa this is all so stinkin cute I can't even;.Thu, Aug 15, 2019
- .;bubblegum wrappers smell nice;.Fri, Aug 16, 2019
- .;i need a haircut;.Fri, Aug 16, 2019
- .;jose;.Fri, Aug 16, 2019
- .;gosh i look tired;.Fri, Aug 16, 2019
- .;you ever look around n see things just to flex on eyeless jack;.Fri, Aug 16, 2019
- .;you ever reach the top shelf just to flex on ben;.Sat, Aug 17, 2019
- .;you ever blink just to flex on jeff the killer;.Sat, Aug 17, 2019
- .;you ever have parents just to flex on jane the killer;.Sat, Aug 17, 2019
- .;animals are animated, that's why they're called animals;.Sun, Aug 18, 2019
- .;sticky dicky;.Sun, Aug 18, 2019
- .;good talk;.Mon, Aug 19, 2019
- .;my butt is cold;.Mon, Aug 19, 2019
- .;doctor;.Tue, Aug 20, 2019
- .;if cherries didn't have that little rock in them...;.Tue, Aug 20, 2019
- .;at least i thought up some cool stuff;.Wed, Aug 21, 2019
- .;pretty face, tooth aches;.Thu, Aug 22, 2019
- .;list of things that give me anxiety;.Thu, Aug 22, 2019
- .;list of things that are just y e s;.Thu, Aug 22, 2019
- .;mashed potatoes;.Fri, Aug 23, 2019
- .;answering random questions late at night bc pain 1/3;.Sat, Aug 24, 2019
- .;answering random questions late at night bc pain 2/3;.Sat, Aug 24, 2019
- .;answering random questions late at night bc pain 3/3;.Sat, Aug 24, 2019
- .;party hard;.Sat, Aug 24, 2019
- .;not a party person;.Sun, Aug 25, 2019
- .;look at all those random thoughts;.Mon, Aug 26, 2019
- .;mondays suck but at least we have cute stuff;.Mon, Aug 26, 2019
- .;call the doctor cause im sick af;.Tue, Aug 27, 2019
- .;call the doctor. must be something wrong with me;.Tue, Aug 27, 2019
- .;pop a cough drop, wash it down with honey;.Wed, Aug 28, 2019
- .;dr pepper;.Wed, Aug 28, 2019
- .;tried to put a house to sleep with cold medicine;.Thu, Aug 29, 2019
- .;some lgbt+ songs bc what else am i supposed to do? sleep?;.Thu, Aug 29, 2019
- .;whimper and whine;.Thu, Aug 29, 2019
- .;death and design;.Fri, Aug 30, 2019
- .;i had coffee;.Sat, Aug 31, 2019
- .;i have no idea whats wrong with me;.Sun, Sep 1, 2019
- .;*aggressively uwus*;.Mon, Sep 2, 2019
- .;savor the peelies;.Wed, Sep 4, 2019
- .;big dumb brave dog;.Wed, Sep 4, 2019
- .;oh my chuck;.Fri, Sep 6, 2019
- .;cat hat;.Sun, Sep 8, 2019
- .;butt♡;.Sun, Sep 8, 2019
- .;crab legs and hot cocoa;.Sun, Sep 8, 2019
- .;makin a list of materialistic shit cause making lists calm me?;.Sun, Sep 8, 2019
- .;can't wait for autumn;.Mon, Sep 9, 2019
- .;welp;.Mon, Sep 9, 2019
- .;list of character design traits im attracted to bc waiting for spanish;.Tue, Sep 10, 2019
- .;a geek totally forgot zelda was sheik;.Tue, Sep 10, 2019
- .;im really scared all of a sudden edit: not so scared anymore;.Tue, Sep 10, 2019
- .;i want breakfast;.Wed, Sep 11, 2019
- .;what is up my cranky crew;.Wed, Sep 11, 2019
- .;i need a nap;.Thu, Sep 12, 2019
- .;carving myself into what i wanna be;.Fri, Sep 13, 2019
- .;yet another thought session;.Fri, Sep 13, 2019
- .;today was pretty okay;.Sat, Sep 14, 2019
- .;just started raining;.Sun, Sep 15, 2019
- .;projects yay;.Sun, Sep 15, 2019
- .;mmm soup;.Mon, Sep 16, 2019
- .;【ｓｏｂｂｉｎｇ】;.Tue, Sep 17, 2019
- .;nostalgic;.Tue, Sep 17, 2019
- .;i want a cookie smoothie;.Fri, Sep 20, 2019
- .;much love;.Sat, Sep 21, 2019
- .;ouch oof ow my bones;.Sat, Sep 21, 2019
- .;go to bed opal;.Sun, Sep 22, 2019
- .;i cant open my soda pop;.Sun, Sep 22, 2019
- .;antique autocorrects to anti-christ;.Sun, Sep 22, 2019
- .;nothin important;.Tue, Sep 24, 2019
- .;im not a traffic cone, youre a traffic cone!:.Wed, Sep 25, 2019
- .;thteres still tutrle food on my floor;.Wed, Sep 25, 2019
- .;i have many different ways of saying puppy;.Thu, Sep 26, 2019
- .;im crying i missed this show;.Thu, Sep 26, 2019
- .;hi im sad;.Fri, Sep 27, 2019
- .;stupid vent from a stupid baby;.Sun, Sep 29, 2019
- .;what am i going to do today;.Sun, Sep 29, 2019
- .;praise jesus hallelujah creeper aw man;.Sun, Sep 29, 2019
- .;pickle. chicken. skateboarding;.Mon, Sep 30, 2019
- .;sorry, im fired up;.Mon, Sep 30, 2019
- .;im gonna be a year older yo;.Tue, Oct 1, 2019
- .;i cant believe how dum i am sometimes smh;.Tue, Oct 1, 2019
- .;successful self-care day;.Wed, Oct 2, 2019
- .;gettin old;.Thu, Oct 3, 2019
- .;metal in my face. turning me into a goddamn machine;.Fri, Oct 4, 2019
- .;yuputka is the longest thing ive written in the past few years I think;.Fri, Oct 4, 2019
- .;somethings wrong with me;.Mon, Oct 7, 2019
- .;i cant believe they ended it there;.Tue, Oct 8, 2019
- .;oh, yea, and today has been kinda weird feelin;.Wed, Oct 9, 2019
- .;just squealin about pixels;.Wed, Oct 9, 2019
- .;my feet are cold;.Fri, Oct 11, 2019
- .;i haven't gotten up since i woke up;.Fri, Oct 11, 2019
- .;what the f u c k is up kyle;.Sat, Oct 12, 2019
- .;pan n proud;.Sat, Oct 12, 2019
- .;party on, garth;.Sun, Oct 13, 2019
- .;creepy crawly wally spidey babey;.Wed, Oct 16, 2019
- .;the fool who went and;.Thu, Oct 17, 2019
- .;*happy writer noises*;.Thu, Oct 17, 2019
- .;bit my cheek, though;.Thu, Oct 17, 2019
- .;its the weekend oh shiiiiiiiiii there's something stuck in my braces;.Sat, Oct 19, 2019
- .;heeere's johnny boy;.Mon, Oct 21, 2019
- .;so full of;.Mon, Oct 21, 2019
- .;feels like somethings crawling on my skin;.Wed, Oct 23, 2019
- .;how;.Wed, Oct 23, 2019
- .;m yes steamed hams;.Thu, Oct 24, 2019
- .;goof troop;.Fri, Oct 25, 2019
- .;fwustwated with mwy dwumbass swad fwiend owo;.Fri, Oct 25, 2019
- .;dirt tastes like dirt;.Mon, Oct 28, 2019
- .;anyway imma go write gay things;.Tue, Oct 29, 2019
- .;i should not have coffee in the afternoon;.Tue, Oct 29, 2019
- .;im hungry and i gotta take the dogs out;.Wed, Oct 30, 2019
- .;i wish we had cheetos. or decent potato chips;.Wed, Oct 30, 2019
- .;at least i have my anime;.Fri, Nov 1, 2019
- .;cold and hungry and sad and whiny and i should shut up;.Sat, Nov 2, 2019
- .;get ready to see me complain a lot about being cold;.Mon, Nov 4, 2019
- .;ethan and brian reading vore fanfics? more likely than you think;.Fri, Nov 8, 2019
- .;my life's been pretty uneventful rn;.Sat, Nov 9, 2019
- .;i yelled at lesbians on tv for not realizing they love each other;.Sun, Nov 10, 2019
- .;c h a p p e d;.Sun, Nov 10, 2019
- .;what should i do next;.Tue, Nov 12, 2019
- .;teeth are my least favorite bones;.Wed, Nov 13, 2019
- .;still ow but not as ow;.Fri, Nov 15, 2019
- .;im actually pretty cold right now;.Sun, Nov 17, 2019
- .;my hands are so soft;.Mon, Nov 18, 2019
- .;i gotta start stretching again;.Tue, Nov 19, 2019
- .;I didn't add thingies to this;.Tue, Nov 19, 2019
- .;things get sad in here and my mouth hurts;.Thu, Nov 21, 2019
- .;why do i do these things to myself;.Fri, Nov 22, 2019
- .;noses are cute and annoying;.Sat, Nov 23, 2019
- .;time to get waaarm I forgot to take off my choker-;.Sun, Nov 24, 2019
- .;love love love love love love love!!;.Mon, Nov 25, 2019
- .;test drive;.Tue, Nov 26, 2019
- .;dont mind me im eatin chicken;.Thu, Nov 28, 2019
- .;pms + depression = fun times;.Fri, Nov 29, 2019
- .;smelly teen comin thru;.Fri, Nov 29, 2019
- .;my eyes hurt;.Sat, Nov 30, 2019
- .;im really tired and cold;.Mon, Dec 2, 2019
- .;today was absolute shit;.Tue, Dec 3, 2019
- .;weeb is a weeb and weeb, but also pretty weeb so it's weeb;.Wed, Dec 4, 2019
- .;big tireddd;.Sat, Dec 7, 2019
- .;mmmtoday was fine;.Sun, Dec 8, 2019
- .;and the best part is, sometimes i find myself doing it again;.Tue, Dec 10, 2019
- .;ramble ramble ramble;.Tue, Dec 10, 2019
- .;oh wait it's testing week shi;.Wed, Dec 11, 2019
- .;this made no sense but im delirious so that makes sense;.Thu, Dec 12, 2019
- .;heater is weird and im cold;.Fri, Dec 13, 2019
- .;*hears thumps* *immediately scared*;.Sun, Dec 15, 2019
- .;youre a power button;.Wed, Dec 18, 2019
- .;i didn't published this the other day-;.Sat, Dec 21, 2019
- .;more like gay talk;.Sat, Dec 21, 2019
- .;rainy anime sunday;.Sun, Dec 22, 2019
- .;horse;.Tue, Dec 24, 2019
- .;there's a frucking sword on the counter;.Tue, Dec 24, 2019
- .;holy shit santa got run over;.Wed, Dec 25, 2019
- .;totally didn't forget what i was gonna say when i started writing;.Thu, Dec 26, 2019
- .;movieee;.Fri, Dec 27, 2019
- .;oh ideas;.Fri, Dec 27, 2019
- .;posting schedule bc im bored;.Sat, Dec 28, 2019
- .;*dies*;.Sun, Dec 29, 2019
- .;*revived*;.Mon, Dec 30, 2019
- .;"ominous asks" or whatever bc why not;.Tue, Dec 31, 2019
- .;"cute asks" or whatever bc today sucks ass;.Wed, Jan 1, 2020
- .;"rawring 20s asks" or whatever bc i swear this is the last one;.Thu, Jan 2, 2020
- .;i really wanna make out with you;.Fri, Jan 3, 2020
- .;blow the horns;.Sat, Jan 4, 2020
- .;im looking at you, cicadas;.Mon, Jan 6, 2020
- .;breakfast is a part of a nutritious breakfast;.Mon, Jan 6, 2020
- .;dieciseis;.Mon, Jan 6, 2020
- .;pyramid scheme;.Wed, Jan 8, 2020
- .;i found worm on a string emotes now to find the real thing;.Wed, Jan 8, 2020
- .;trash ✌;.Fri, Jan 10, 2020
- .;must slep;.Sun, Jan 12, 2020
- .;wish it snowed but its just cold;.Mon, Jan 13, 2020
- .;goin on about the pixel boys again;.Tue, Jan 14, 2020
- .;opal's no good very bad idea p1;.Wed, Jan 15, 2020
- .;opal's no good very bad idea p2;.Wed, Jan 15, 2020
- .;opal's no good very bad idea p3;.Wed, Jan 15, 2020
- .;opal's no good very bad idea p4;.Wed, Jan 15, 2020
- .;opal's no good very bad idea finale?;.Thu, Jan 16, 2020
- .;general motherfuckery;.Fri, Jan 17, 2020
- .;ma, take me thrifting;.Sun, Jan 19, 2020
- .;forgot about birthday party today lmao;.Mon, Jan 20, 2020
- .;ew hair ow bones oh ghosts;.Tue, Jan 21, 2020
- .;oh nose;.Fri, Jan 24, 2020
- .;space asks bc im a sick nerd;.Sat, Jan 25, 2020
- .;i need all types of doctors;.Sat, Jan 25, 2020
- .;there are things inside of me making me weak so i'll die faster than you;.Sat, Jan 25, 2020
- .;stupid shit ive put into my body over the years (that I can recall);.Tue, Jan 28, 2020
- .;mmm tastes like agony;.Wed, Jan 29, 2020
- .;11!;.Sun, Feb 2, 2020
- .;caramel nut clusters;.Mon, Feb 3, 2020
- .;yell heah!;.Sat, Feb 8, 2020
- .;anyway i hate the wattpad app;.Sun, Feb 9, 2020
- .;i need validation and understanding rn;.Sun, Feb 9, 2020
- .;i absolutely fucking adore my girlfriend;.Sun, Feb 9, 2020
- .;im gonna get into so much trouble;.Sun, Feb 9, 2020
- .;my outfits because im a dork;.Mon, Nov 11, 2019
- .; oh I never named this;.Sat, Feb 15, 2020
- .;morning ramblings. nothing interesting;.Mon, Feb 17, 2020
- oh shit this is the endMon, Feb 17, 2020
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