The Muffin Man
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Complete Sun, Jul 20, 201440m
It all started as a bright, sunny day on the beach. Sun and fun and tilt-a-whirls. Everyone laughing and everyone having fun soon turns into everyone crying and everyone getting killed.....but of course in the lightest, most humorous way. This is it. The original comedy/horror/parody story "The Muffin Man".
*July 2014
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