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My Hypnosis (A My Immortal Parody)

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Parts 10
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Probably the worst Hypmic fanfiction you'll ever find on this site.

a parody of the infamous Harry Potter fanfiction. Please remember  that "Real AN" means an author's note from me. Also keep in mind that I will not hesitate to touch spoiler territory so proceed with caution 

Highly inspired by My Immortal by Tara GilesbieAll Rights Reserved

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Cassiopeia Weasley by RALWrites2

"Cassiopeia Lynx Weasley. I thought you were dead seeing as you were born premature. But you are a (?????????) and best friend of (?????) . So I won't hurt you just hand me the stone. You know where it is give it now... Did your parents not tell you? You are a recantation. You were dying until Lily Potter died when I killed her. You did a 180 because of her spirit latching on. If I hadn't killed her you would have died. So in a way you owe me for your life." I don't owe you anything and I never will Voldemort.

The Internal Devices by astra276

"You're a good friend, Hermione." She narrowed her eyes at him. "So we're on a first-name basis now?" He shrugged. "I feel it's only fair after spending every moment of our free time in a lab together. Also," he scratched at his chin in thought, "I'm pretty sure you're dating my best mate." Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS OR WORLD, those belong to J.K. Rowling. I am writing this for fun, and for no monetary gain.

Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom) | ✔️ by PensiveLight

Lol I've been obsessed with incorrect quotes lately, so here's a bunch of 'em from different fandoms I'm (was) in, ex: -ItsFunneh -Harry Potter (Drarry) -Hunger Games -Keeper of the Lost Cities -Marvel (Avengers) -Riverdale -Wings of Fire -Mortal Instruments -Warrior Cats -Miraculous Ladybug -Winx Club -Carmen Sandiego -The Dragon Prince -She-Ra and the Princesses of Power ... and more! Each chapter will be named based on its fandom. If you don't know/like some of these fandoms, feel free to skip the chapter! No hard feelings ;) This book is just for fun and to help when I get stuck on my main book, CITN (Coincidence, I Think Not) Cover by @MOTENANI

𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋 | draco malfoy by fi-ella

Draco Malfoy fic in a Hogwarts universe where Voldy doesn't exist and everyone is alive and well. ✩ 𝙒𝙊𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙇: Somebody who is the reason for your happiness; a soulmate; a forever lover. Somebody you find yourself thinking about constantly; you are completely infatuated by them. ✩ "𝘔𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘦𝘶𝘳." "𝘐 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘰." 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬, 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘺. "𝘔𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵," 𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘥. "𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵?" "𝘔𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵. 𝘔𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘦𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 '𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵'." 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘰 𝘔𝘢𝘭𝘧𝘰𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵.

Entrapment | Draco Malfoy by malfoysho

Draco Malfoy love story. Friendship, smut, love, hate, trauma, broken hearts. MATURE CONTENT! 15+ ~ "You make me feel like I'm stuck, Emelia! Like I'm never going to be able to live my life how I want to. You make me feel like I'm stuck with you and only you!" Draco yelled at me fiercely as tears welled up in my hazel eyes. "You don't mean that." I whispered, my stomach churning from the words he spat at me. "Like hell I don't." ~ Highest rankings🥰: #1 in DracoFanfic #1 in WizardingWorld #1 in HermioneGranger #1 in Hogwarts #2 in Hufflepuff #2 in Dracolovestory #3 in DeathlyHallows #3 in writing This book is complete/ in process of editing. Some characters belong to J.K. Rowling as well as some plot points.

forgotten memories | harry potter by ghostlyhoe

𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐉𝐢𝐧𝐱. 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠. ˢˡᵒʷ ᵘᵖᵈᵃᵗᵉˢ ʰᵃʳʳʸ ᵖᵒᵗᵗᵉʳ ˣ ᶠᵉᵐ ᵒᶜ ᵃˡˡ ᵃᵈᵈⁱᵗⁱᵒⁿᵃˡ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳˢ ᵒʳ ᵖˡᵒᵗ ᵇᵉˡᵒⁿᵍˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵍʰᵒˢᵗˡʸʰᵒᵉ *old comments from the previous version of this story (my forever) may still be up*

My Immortal but make it Ranboo by saline__flwrr

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Never • The Lost Daughter | A Draco Malfoy Love Story by RennieLiawall

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Incorrect quotes (Bhna x reader) by Emiri_789

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Cassiopeia Weasley

"Cassiopeia Lynx Weasley. I thought you were dead seeing as you were born premature. But you are a (?????????) and best friend of (?????) . So I won't hurt you just hand me the stone. You know where it is give it now... Did your parents not tell you? You are a recantation. You were dying until Lily Potter died when I killed her. You did a 180 because of her spirit latching on. If I hadn't killed her you would have died. So in a way you owe me for your life." I don't owe you anything and I never will Voldemort.