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Curry Traits

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For those of you who don't know, "curry traits" are things that Asian or Indian parents do or say A LOT.

Disclaimer: These will not apply to everyone, this is only for fun, so please don't take offence. Some of these may be exaggerated or stereotyped, so don't take all of them seriously. If you are a sensitive person, I would not recommend reading this book. 
ALSO, I do not own all of these entries, and I do not own any of the images. All rights go to their creators :)

All of that said, please enjoy my real-life experiences and other things I find relatable.All Rights Reserved

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Arrogance and Assumptions by wordslikehoney

My mother always told me "Chandani, if you play your cards right you'll find a great husband someday." My grandmother would always add in "a nice Indian boy!" If either woman could have their way, I suspect he would be a tall, tan, green eyed, wavy haired, Indian. Who loves nothing more then the smile on his mothers face, and approval from his father. They could see him clearly, striding in the room in all his greatness, and at that moment our eyes would meet. He would see no one else, Que the spotlight on me in a deep red sari, hair long and flowing. He would right then and there bend on one knee and whisper those sweet words "Muhjse Shadi Karoge?"(will you marry me?). Taken by surprise I would place one hand on my heart and utter a soft yet determined "yes." Sounds like the ultimate Bollywood love fest huh? Well as I sit here at my desk, I can tell you that at twenty four years old I am still waiting for my Salman Khan to break through the doors. ***************************************************** Chandani is a young woman on her path of self discovery. Doing so is not easy with her strong Indian roots, her families expectations, her own dreams and her headstrong mother all pulling her in different directions. She thinks she knows what she wants and who she is, until she meets Akhil Dharma. From their first meeting he is arrogant, and brutally honest, so much so that Chandani decides then and there he is not worth her time. Leading her to assume the worst of him, it doesn't help that the people around her add fuel to the fire. They must both learn to get over themselves and come to understand that sometimes our own arrogance moves us to assume the worst in people. In the end we must let go of our arrogance and trample any assumptions in order to freely fall in love.

Unwillingly With You by heartful_soul

"What are you doing in my kitchen?" And yet again there it goes again the same mantra - My house - My terrace - My room and now My kitchen too? Really ? Why this man is so obsessed with MY title. "Nothing I was just thinking to built a swimming pool here wouldn't it look cool and it's quite spacious too what say ?" I said while crossing my arms below my chest. "Shut up! Stop talking nonsense." He spoke irritatedly. "Then stop asking nonsense !" I retorted back just how he did. "Why someone will be in kitchen? Offcourse to cook now do one thing go bring that mop stick from there and clean this mess which you made." with that I turned back and started stirring my mixture in the bowl. I have to take milk from fridge. I made it note mentally before I forget it. "Wait what? Did you just ask me to clean this mess?" And I can tell you he must be pointing his finger to himself. "No I'm not asking you but I'm telling you ! " I said without looking back. .__.__.__.__.__.__.__.__.__.__.__.__.__.__ Hey Samaira Agarwal here, I'm 23 and I live with my beautiful, chubby, talkative yet strict women whom I called Mom. Well about Dad it's better not talk about him. Being single mom was hard for her and even more hard when you live in so-called Dream City Mumbai. She fulfilled all her duties and responsibilities towards me yet all her promises except one which was staying with me. Forever. I still couldn't believe that she really left me, because still I was waiting in my room like now my mom will barge in with spatula in her hand. After her funeral my mom's best friend Mrs. Meera Sharma, she came like fairy god mother, she let me in her motherly warmth love. Time was letting me heal myself until her elder son decide to come back home from Canada after 3 years... ◆Well enough of disclosure what happens further in their lives join in this journey of Unwillingly With you. ◆

Crossing The i's And Dotting The t's by TripuWrites

It may feel good to be pretty, but the problem with being beautiful is that there are thousands of people who look like you. Ugliness, however, is unique. ------------------- One girl, a walking-talking example of contradictions -- ambitious but naive, kind but blunt, social but awkward -- is living in perhaps the most competitive society in this world. She has a dream, a fairly conventional and acceptable dream, one which every parent would approve of. Unfortunately, millions of others share this dream, and in order to fulfill hers, she has to eliminate her competition, literally. Throw in a fair share of drama. Friends and family, crushes and exes, decisions and choices, and the life story of an Indian teenager would be complete. ---------------------- The last few years of school are the most memorable; grades, stress and career mixed with friends, fun and dreams. But most of the time when we are planning our awesome candid picture-perfect life, we end up crossing the 'i's and dotting the 't's. ------------------------------------ COMPLETED ON JULY 14, 2018 Featured in the teen fiction reading list of Wattpad India! Cover credits: @reluctantbibliophile

East & West (E&W Unedited & Raw Version) by PujariShriya

This is a raw, unedited version of the story. he fully edited, better version of this book is now available on Kindle. https://www.amazon.com/Shriya-Pujari/e/B0855W366G%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share Ranked #1 in #West Ranked #1 in #America, Ranked #1 in #Funniest Ranked #2 in #India, Ranked #4 in #Naughtiness Have you ever witnessed a flower budding? Yes, this story is about a flower of love that blooms slowly in an Indian girl's heart for her American boss who is rich, witty, naughty, successful and flirtatious. But little does she know that this American flirt is already madly in love with her. Read to know what happens when this young American who has business all over the world visits his Indian branch and meets a beautiful Indian employee who is purely Indian by not only blood but also nature. They say opposite attracts but here everything is opposite. Culture, religion, status, thoughts, moral values and lifestyle. How will he make her realize that he truly loves her? Will she be able to accept that she loves him? So come and have a ride on this roller-coaster of funny, emotional, romantic and naughty moments of an epic love story. _____________________________________________ PujariShriya All rights reserved.

First Wife, First Love. by Karnavi55

0. Summary. [Arranged Marriages Series 0.5] She is his first wife and soon she turns out to be his first love too. Arya lost her parents at a very young age. So now she lives with her maternal family. They all give her so much love that she doesn't even mourn her Mom's passing away anymore. She can't even think about going from this home but she has to when one day she gets married. And that day comes soon. After unsuccessful marriages of two of her brothers, her maternal grandfather takes the decision to choose a husband for her. And he chose Vedant Mehra, his old friend's only grandson. Enjoy this journey of simple sweet love story blossoming in the perils of married life. Disclaimer:- English is my second language. So please ignore any grammatical mistakes and focus on the story. Everything in this story is only my imagination and creativity playing around. Anything mentioned in this book is not related to any real world people, things, or any other objects. Thank you.

My Journey To An Indian HighSchool by lazy_sane

!!New Life, New lessons!! "Growth and comfort do not coexist" Katie Buffett got mollycoddled her entire life. Blessed with dotting rich parents, an ardent friend who she cherished more than her life. She got everything she ever asked for but never took advantage of that reality. Straight B-student with her life goals already fixed up. Even in High school, she got that aura that people wants to be her friend but were scared of the trouble which tags along with that friendship. Some call her a spoiled brat, some troublemaker, or some delinquent and the list goes on, but she is just a teen living her life to the fullest. But what will happen when she will be asked to leave her already planned out life and thrown into complete mayhem where she will have to start from square one. BOOM!! Well, life, my friend is one hell of a player. So, why don't you guys join Katie on her journey to see where it will lead her; most probably to new troubles and experiences, but in the last, it will be just remarkable and worth it. ********************************************* If you guys are bored with the same cliché high schools and want something new, to begin with, so I welcome you all to give a visit to an Indian high school, tsk tsk!! To an Indian school because high school doesn't exist in India. ******************************************* Y'all in? So let the journey begin... (Insta account:Katieinindia)

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Year - 2025. Month - January. Situation - Love is already playing dandiya in the air. Anjali Shah. 𝟏𝟔 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝. 𝐏𝐚𝐝𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐮 𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐤𝐢. 𝐁𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐦 𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐦. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨, 𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠. She had only one mission in life - Pass 10th boards and make her mummy papa proud. But then, as Bollywood destiny would have it, 𝒉𝒆 entered her life. Aryansh Bansal. 𝟐𝟎 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝. 𝐃𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭. 𝐌𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲-𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐤𝐚 𝐛𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐚. 𝐀𝐥𝐬𝐨, 𝐀𝐧𝐣𝐚𝐥𝐢'𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐫. The day Anjali saw him, her brain completely Ctrl + Alt + Deleted. 𝐏𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬? 𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐞. 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐡? 𝐍𝐨𝐧-𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭. 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞? 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐭. Because Aryansh wasn't just handsome. No, no. The man was full-package material. Height - 6ft (MashaAllah) Hair - So silky, Parachute coconut oil must be sponsoring him. Personality - A perfect damaad-type. Sanskari yet swaggy. And the problem? 𝐁𝐡𝐚𝐢 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐡𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐚. Yes, the man saw Anjali as his chhoti behen! 𝐁𝐄𝐇𝐄𝐍?? 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐙𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐃?? Anjali tried to accept it. She really did. Even tied Rakhi to her own wrist for emotional practice. 𝐋𝐞𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐚 𝐤𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐚, 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐡𝐢 𝐧𝐚𝐡𝐢 𝐤𝐢𝐲𝐚. And so, her Mission "Do Not Call Me Behen" began. Will Aryansh ever see her differently? Will Anjali survive this 𝙩𝙞𝙠𝙠𝙞, 𝙜𝙤

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Arrogance and Assumptions

My mother always told me "Chandani, if you play your cards right you'll find a great husband someday." My grandmother would always add in "a nice Indian boy!" If either woman could have their way, I suspect he would be a tall, tan, green eyed, wavy haired, Indian. Who loves nothing more then the smile on his mothers face, and approval from his father. They could see him clearly, striding in the room in all his greatness, and at that moment our eyes would meet. He would see no one else, Que the spotlight on me in a deep red sari, hair long and flowing. He would right then and there bend on one knee and whisper those sweet words "Muhjse Shadi Karoge?"(will you marry me?). Taken by surprise I would place one hand on my heart and utter a soft yet determined "yes." Sounds like the ultimate Bollywood love fest huh? Well as I sit here at my desk, I can tell you that at twenty four years old I am still waiting for my Salman Khan to break through the doors. ***************************************************** Chandani is a young woman on her path of self discovery. Doing so is not easy with her strong Indian roots, her families expectations, her own dreams and her headstrong mother all pulling her in different directions. She thinks she knows what she wants and who she is, until she meets Akhil Dharma. From their first meeting he is arrogant, and brutally honest, so much so that Chandani decides then and there he is not worth her time. Leading her to assume the worst of him, it doesn't help that the people around her add fuel to the fire. They must both learn to get over themselves and come to understand that sometimes our own arrogance moves us to assume the worst in people. In the end we must let go of our arrogance and trample any assumptions in order to freely fall in love.