Reasons Not To Date A Prostitute (Southpark Fanfiction)
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!! This book is mainly Gregstophe and Dip, though will include some background ships such as Stylenny, Bunny, and Creek. This book may also include triggering subjects- but there will be a tw above each respective chapter !!
Dating a prostitute is never a good idea, and although there are many relationships that perfectly resemble why dating one is a bad idea, love is love, and testing never hurt. Right?
So when Christophe's band goes on tour and he meets a devoted fan, things get a little bit difficult.
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