So Not Me

Are you fucking crazy?! No, Sam I'm not dating Axel Black! "What the fuck you, yes you are". Holy fucking hell Sam I'm serious..."oh, I'm so sorry...its just i thought you were hiding things from me...". Sam you're my best friend, my other half, I swear I would never hide things like that from you...I love you. "Im so sorry Ro." Its okay love s'all good. I sigh as I hang up, then the realisation dawned on me...I like Axel Black, the manipulating bastard, conceded looking asshole that thinks he can get any girl...dear god, this is so not me. I sigh as I look up at the cream coloured ceiling, maybe its not that bad of crush, maybe it'll go away. I groan in frustration as someone sends me a voice message on Facebook, I click on it furiously to see who dared to disturb me at this time of the night. "Heyyy kitten, whats crackin". Holy fucking shit, its that egoistical bastard. How the hell did he find me on Facebook?! Life is not definitely peeking.