A Host Club in Hogwarts?

This is a fanfic about Hogwarts having a host club! This will be a WBWL, and will have yaoi! It will also have implications of rape, and non-consensual twincest. So if you don't like it don't read! So this is who is in the host club:
Harry as Haruhi! He is a first year!
Fred as Hikaru! He is a first year! Him and George are a few months older then Ron.
George as Kaoru! He is also a first year!
Draco as Tamaki! He is in his second year!
Severus as Kyoya! Severus is not a teacher, and he is in his second year. He is also not abused and he is pureblood.
Blaise as Mori! He is in first year!
Theodore or Theo as Honey! He is in first year!
Pansy as Rika! She is in first year!
They (except Harry) met as kids at Primus's, Harry's twin, birthday parties.
This is the summery:
Primus Peter Potter, Harry's older twin brother, is wrongly named the Boy Who Lived. He is a spolit brat and an annoying prat, he is always bullies Harry. James and Lily Potter, the twins' parents, abuse and neglect one Harry James Potter. They used to love both of them equally, but when Primus was named the Boy Who Lived, they abused, neglected, and enslaved him. Harry James Potter, younger twin brother to Primus Potter, is a smart, powerful, and is the real Boy Who Lived! He has a photographic memory, and while this can be a blessing, it can also be a curse. So Harry remembers that he is the real boy who lived, but he doesn't tell anyone because he doesn't want to turn into his idiotic brother.
That is the end of the summery! Also Harry might date Victor Krum in forth year! So without further ado please start reading!