Two Gangsters and a Badass
ajmccarter18
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  • Reads 7,553
  • Votes 221
  • Parts 39
  • Time 3h 26m
ajmccarter18
Complete, First published Aug 15, 2019
Mature
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Sylvia is one of a kind. She's a badass and sarcastic as hell. It almost seems like she doesn't have any fears...

One day Sylvia comes face to face with two home intruders. But instead of crying like a bitch and calling the police... she invites them to listen to rap music.

Join the three on a hilarious adventure that has it's own unique ups and downs. 

*this story is mature~ language, and violence

You've been warned..

Rated: 15+
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