Funny jokes
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Dernière publication sam., oct. 11, 2014
Hey, I love funny things so I wrote
These book to list the things that I thought it was funny.
Sorry if you don't think its funny but u should read this book first.
Thanks anw..
-sarah_207
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"𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲, 𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐲? 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝... 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮." {𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐚 × 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫} 𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭-𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐊𝐚𝐭 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐝, 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲. 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐁𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐫 𝐊𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨. 𝐎𝐛𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐊𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞, 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡? i changed it to y/n for those who wanted it!! xTerminé
Need help with figureing out how boys/girls think? Or just need a good laugh? Or maybe a funny but clever (that makes you sound smart) saying? Then look no further!!! Here is the book you need!!! It holds OVER 61 things about guys and 45 things about girls!!! Plus 101 (plus one I made up) FUNNY sayings!!!! That are SUPER SMART!!!! So have a romance or have a good laugh with friends! Anythings posible with this book!!! EX: Laugh alone, and the world thinks your an idiot. *starts to laugh* "Hey it really IS true!!! Go figure!!!" P.S. the part where guys are ticklish is true, I even asked a guy XD
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