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Player Two || Kenma x Reader {English}
You live in germany with your parents and little brother. You always had a dream - going to japan and join a volleyball team there. You love volleyball and trained 9 years, but you could never join a team because in your town weren't any teams. You found a team in your neighbor town, only to see that there were only old women, your receives were amazing and because of your high, you decidet to practice to become a good libero. You loved playing videogames, sometimes alone, other times with your brother. Your parents of course new about your dream and they tried their best to make it come true, and so did you. You knew exactly how expensive those flight tickets were, especially for 4 persons. You had 2 part time jobs and also helped out your neighbors to earn some money. You were tired, but you never gave up. One monday you woke up feeling really dizzy and sick, so you couldn't go to school. Your parents brought your 13 years old brother to school and went to work. You turned on your pc, knowing that your parents will be back home late and you wouldn't be able to rest now. Once you took your medicine you started playing a online game that your brother usually plays. As a random boy joined your team... [28.4.2022 - ....] (Hellooo! My english is not the best! sorry about that! Here random information: Y/N : Your name L/N : Last name H/C : Hair color E/C : Eye color H/S : Hair style Not all characters are mine! Have fun reading!! Ps: lemon/ smut incluidet!!)Complete
Justin Bieber Imagines 1//Completed
This book contains cute, dirty, and all of the above. I started this book 2 years ago (I'm pretty sure) and my writing has hopefully improved? go ahead and skip to the latest chapters cause I don't think you want to read rambling writing. Vote if you feel like it anddddddddd. PEACE✌Complete
It started at Christmas
Newly rewritten It started at Christmas containing fluff and smut I hope you guys will like it it is my first time writing. and English isnt my first language so i am sorry if thing dont really make sense spelling wise. If you like it please vote :)Complete
Strange feelings (Scott and Mitch fanfic!)
Hey first I just wanna say thank for even reading this I am not even close to being a good writer but I hope you will bear with me and I hope you like it!!!Complete
Out Of Pocket ✔
. . . "𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙐𝘿𝙂𝙀 𝙒𝙃𝙔 𝘿𝙄𝘿𝙉𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙏𝙀𝙇𝙇 𝙈𝙀?!". . . . -𝐈𝐧 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐦𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜, 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧. WARNINGS ⚠️ : Sexual content, Mature language, BLACK FEM READER, hella corny, many miss spellings This was my first book that I seriously thought was good please don't bully me lolComplete
SEDUCTION BY DEATH |English Version|
Death has been following me since the day I was born. You are losing loved ones. You're losing friends. It's scary when you start to lose yourself. Loneliness has never been easy for me. No matter how many people surround me, I am alone. One on one with your fears, experiences and breakdowns in life, when everything goes awry. I never thought that I would be able to find a sense of belonging again, until he did. A handsome devil in a suit from Brioni. Now all his attention is directed at me, he gets under my skin and I happily accept his sweet torture. It's hard to resist the inevitable, especially when you share one heart. He stole my heart, and in return I took his. Attention! The text is intended for persons over 18+. The text contains scenes of an open sexual nature, obscene language, murder, violence, death. Before you start reading, we recommend that you familiarize yourself with the introductory fragment and read the annotation. We strongly do not recommend following the plot and bringing any scenes of violence to life. All characters and stories are completely fictional and have nothing in common with the real world. If, however, this message did not make you stop and close this book, then welcome to the dark side. "Can you be my good girl...?" Tropes: 🖤 Dark romance 🖤 Mafia 🖤 Stalking 🖤 Obsessed MMC x morally grey 🖤 Strong FMC 🖤 Rivals 🖤 Dark secrets Kink 🖤 Knife play 🖤 Breath play 🖤 "good girl" x lots of praise 🖤 A lot of spicy 🥵🔥
𝙿𝙾𝙿𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚂 - 𝒮𝒦
☏ 𝐏𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 . 𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐬𝐚 𝐊𝐢𝐲𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐢 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲... ✔︎ ⇨ ミ★ 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 a rather embarrassing misent sext, Y/N starts an unexpected new chapter in her life... One that includes a beautiful curly headed ravenette, and a relationship fueled by lust, sex, and is supposed to be no strings attached. ミ★ 𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑... things get more and more confusing, when Y/N starts to fall hard. She starts thinking about what would happen if she were to actually date kiyoomi. ミ★ 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍... just when things are starting to look up, and Y/N feels like things might actually be going somewhere, Kiyoomi ends things abruptly... ⇨ 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 & 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎: -𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐗𝐑𝐄𝐃- 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘, 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐋, 𝐎𝐑 𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐀𝐈 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐒. 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓, 𝐄𝐆: 𝐒𝐄𝐗, 𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐓. 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘.Complete
Fandom Jokes
What the title says... ...except... DISCLAIMER!!! Views expressed in this book are my own. Nothing is meant offensively. If you don't find it funny, don't read it.Complete
You live in germany with your parents and little brother. You always had a dream - going to japan and join a volleyball team there. You love volleyball and trained 9 years, but you could never join a team because in your town weren't any teams. You found a team in your neighbor town, only to see that there were only old women, your receives were amazing and because of your high, you decidet to practice to become a good libero. You loved playing videogames, sometimes alone, other times with your brother. Your parents of course new about your dream and they tried their best to make it come true, and so did you. You knew exactly how expensive those flight tickets were, especially for 4 persons. You had 2 part time jobs and also helped out your neighbors to earn some money. You were tired, but you never gave up. One monday you woke up feeling really dizzy and sick, so you couldn't go to school. Your parents brought your 13 years old brother to school and went to work. You turned on your pc, knowing that your parents will be back home late and you wouldn't be able to rest now. Once you took your medicine you started playing a online game that your brother usually plays. As a random boy joined your team... [28.4.2022 - ....] (Hellooo! My english is not the best! sorry about that! Here random information: Y/N : Your name L/N : Last name H/C : Hair color E/C : Eye color H/S : Hair style Not all characters are mine! Have fun reading!! Ps: lemon/ smut incluidet!!)
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