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Funny jokes

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Reads 3,178
Votes 161
Parts 60
Time 9m

boys girls lol please vote

Hey, I love funny things so I wrote
These book to list the things that I thought it was funny.

Sorry if you don't think its funny but u should read this book first.

Thanks anw.. 

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boys girls lol please vote

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$Player Two || Kenma x Reader {English} by jeager_wife$

You live in germany with your parents and little brother. You always had a dream - going to japan and join a volleyball team there. You love volleyball and trained 9 years, but you could never join a team because in your town weren't any teams. You found a team in your neighbor town, only to see that there were only old women, your receives were amazing and because of your high, you decidet to practice to become a good libero. You loved playing videogames, sometimes alone, other times with your brother. Your parents of course new about your dream and they tried their best to make it come true, and so did you. You knew exactly how expensive those flight tickets were, especially for 4 persons. You had 2 part time jobs and also helped out your neighbors to earn some money. You were tired, but you never gave up. One monday you woke up feeling really dizzy and sick, so you couldn't go to school. Your parents brought your 13 years old brother to school and went to work. You turned on your pc, knowing that your parents will be back home late and you wouldn't be able to rest now. Once you took your medicine you started playing a online game that your brother usually plays. As a random boy joined your team... [28.4.2022 - ....] (Hellooo! My english is not the best! sorry about that! Here random information: Y/N : Your name L/N : Last name H/C : Hair color E/C : Eye color H/S : Hair style Not all characters are mine! Have fun reading!! Ps: lemon/ smut incluidet!!)

Justin Bieber Imagines 1//Completed by isis_Gardezi

This book contains cute, dirty, and all of the above. I started this book 2 years ago (I'm pretty sure) and my writing has hopefully improved? go ahead and skip to the latest chapters cause I don't think you want to read rambling writing. Vote if you feel like it anddddddddd. PEACE✌

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𝐴𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑎 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑡 𝑌/𝑛 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠 𝑎 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑡𝑒𝑟, 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝑎 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑝ℎ𝑜𝑏𝑖𝑐 𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒. 𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝 𝑓𝑢𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑏𝑦 𝑙𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑘𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑌/𝑛 𝑓𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑒. 𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑢𝑝, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑏𝑦𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑚𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑏𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒, ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠... ----- 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑢𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑔 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠, 𝐼 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑑𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 15 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦.

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"𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲, 𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐲? 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝... 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮." {𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐚 × 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫} 𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭-𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐊𝐚𝐭 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐝, 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲. 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐁𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐫 𝐊𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨. 𝐎𝐛𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐊𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞, 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡? i changed it to y/n for those who wanted it!! x

Big Book of Relatable Girl Problems by Sara_R_Stark

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Death has been following me since the day I was born. You are losing loved ones. You're losing friends. It's scary when you start to lose yourself. Loneliness has never been easy for me. No matter how many people surround me, I am alone. One on one with your fears, experiences and breakdowns in life, when everything goes awry. I never thought that I would be able to find a sense of belonging again, until he did. A handsome devil in a suit from Brioni. Now all his attention is directed at me, he gets under my skin and I happily accept his sweet torture. It's hard to resist the inevitable, especially when you share one heart. He stole my heart, and in return I took his. Attention! The text is intended for persons over 18+. The text contains scenes of an open sexual nature, obscene language, murder, violence, death. Before you start reading, we recommend that you familiarize yourself with the introductory fragment and read the annotation. We strongly do not recommend following the plot and bringing any scenes of violence to life. All characters and stories are completely fictional and have nothing in common with the real world. If, however, this message did not make you stop and close this book, then welcome to the dark side. "Can you be my good girl...?" Tropes: 🖤 Dark romance 🖤 Mafia 🖤 Stalking 🖤 Obsessed MMC x morally grey 🖤 Strong FMC 🖤 Rivals 🖤 Dark secrets Kink 🖤 Knife play 🖤 Breath play 🖤 "good girl" x lots of praise 🖤 A lot of spicy 🥵🔥

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What the title says... ...except... DISCLAIMER!!! Views expressed in this book are my own. Nothing is meant offensively. If you don't find it funny, don't read it.

It started at Christmas by Suusari

Newly rewritten It started at Christmas containing fluff and smut I hope you guys will like it it is my first time writing. and English isnt my first language so i am sorry if thing dont really make sense spelling wise. If you like it please vote :)

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. . . "𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙐𝘿𝙂𝙀 𝙒𝙃𝙔 𝘿𝙄𝘿𝙉𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙏𝙀𝙇𝙇 𝙈𝙀?!". . . . -𝐈𝐧 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐦𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜, 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧. WARNINGS ⚠️ : Sexual content, Mature language, BLACK FEM READER, hella corny, many miss spellings This was my first book that I seriously thought was good please don't bully me lol

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You live in germany with your parents and little brother. You always had a dream - going to japan and join a volleyball team there. You love volleyball and trained 9 years, but you could never join a team because in your town weren't any teams. You found a team in your neighbor town, only to see that there were only old women, your receives were amazing and because of your high, you decidet to practice to become a good libero. You loved playing videogames, sometimes alone, other times with your brother. Your parents of course new about your dream and they tried their best to make it come true, and so did you. You knew exactly how expensive those flight tickets were, especially for 4 persons. You had 2 part time jobs and also helped out your neighbors to earn some money. You were tired, but you never gave up. One monday you woke up feeling really dizzy and sick, so you couldn't go to school. Your parents brought your 13 years old brother to school and went to work. You turned on your pc, knowing that your parents will be back home late and you wouldn't be able to rest now. Once you took your medicine you started playing a online game that your brother usually plays. As a random boy joined your team... [28.4.2022 - ....] (Hellooo! My english is not the best! sorry about that! Here random information: Y/N : Your name L/N : Last name H/C : Hair color E/C : Eye color H/S : Hair style Not all characters are mine! Have fun reading!! Ps: lemon/ smut incluidet!!)