I am the antichrist, and I have lived here on the putrid thing called earth for over 228 years. For the entire span of my life on earth, my only goal has been to break into the heavens and destroy the so-called "entity", God. Somewhere in the streets of Norway, an archangel called Camel has been standing for somewhere near 35 years. Today is the day we move from our solitary positions and make a deal.