Shipping Wars

"Kyle, since you and Stan are currently dating, could you two give a demonstration on the dos and don'ts of consent?" asked Mr Mackey.
Before Kyle could yell at him in protest Wendy shouted, "He's not dating Stan; he's dating Kenny!"
"He's not dating Kenny; he's dating Eric!" screeched Red.

Tweek looked at his female classmates in complete and utter terror. What did this mean for his 'relationship' with Craig? The two of them were already in unchartered territory. He could have sworn the girls were actually pretty normal yesterday. Do they just hide that most of the time? Or did they only just go mad?