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The Alien Invasion

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"You talk too much, kid. Listen, take the rocket in my backyard, see the instructions to ride it. Aliens live on the moon. And before you take the rocket, take this blue pill. It will allow you to breathe normally in any planet. But if you don't, you can always go back home." 

If you think fighting aliens and monsters is cooler than listening to your Spanish teacher's boring lesson, think again. 

My friends and I are about to do something which a green old grandma told us to do. Wise choice? Yes, it is.

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NOTE: I do not own any of the pictures I've used. All of them are from Google and I give full credit to those who made them. 

If you don't like it, don't read it. 
If you want to help me, go ahead. 

There's a clear difference between constructive criticism and plain hate. 

oh, and if you do like it, SHOW IT!

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Written by: Nithya.All Rights Reserved

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