if walls could talk / taekook

"It's so boring as of late here on Earth. You'd expect that, well, being a demon and all would get you some fun around here, but everyone considers me crazy if I tell them that," Taehyung sighed, blowing a hair out of his face and rolling over on his mattress. "You're my only friend, y'know? I... L word you."

"Being a demon isn't an everyday thing here on Earth, Taehyung," The wall responded, completely ignoring his last two sentences. "And you're talking to your wall."

"These aren't everyday things here on Earth?"

"No."

"Oh."