Blast to the Past

"Please fasten your seatbelts and keep your remaining arms and limbs inside the time travel jutsu at all times!" Kurama sang off tune.

"KURAMAAAA DON'T DO IT!!! I LITERALLY JUST BECAME HOKAGE!" Naruto screeched from within his mindscape, "AND I FINALLY GOT A VIDEO TUTORIAL OF HOW OROCHIMARU TAKES CARE OF HIS HAIR!"

Shikamaru facepalmed.

"Konoha is gone. Snap out of it Naruto!"

Naruto shook his head in denial.

"N-no..." he whimpered as his lip quivered, "THEY ARE ALL HAVING A RAMEN PARTY!!"

"Take off in T-minus 9 tails, 8 tails, 7 tails-!" Kurama yodelled.

"They are all dead Naruto!!" Shikamaru began slapping him.

Naruto blinked, his lip quivered and a screeching sob wobbled out of bus throat.

"WAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAh!!!"

"-6 tails, 5 tails-!"

"Goddamnit Naruto! You freaking invented this jutsu!"

"Oh. Right."

"-4 tails, 3 tails, 2 tails......HaPpY NeW yEaR!!!!"

A blinding light blinded the two remaining ninja and then...!

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha and-!

"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Naruto screamed suddenly as Sasuke began to introduce himself. Kakashi jumped back completely startled at the outburst as Sakura instinctively shrieked.