My Bokchoy
rickyyy77
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rickyyy77
Ongoing, First published Jul 21, 2014
My bok choy is my friend
My bok choy likes to be a slut
My bok choy thinks he's better than me
One time my bok choy fell in chocolate mousse
My bok choy hates you
He likes to eat carpets 
My bok choy fell in the bath once and went all soggy
My bok choy is dating an eggplant 
Eggplant is fat 
Once I called eggplant fat and my bok choy slapped me in the face
It leafy soul severed my beck 
My bok choy is turning Japanese I really think so
I don't like my bok choy
It's so slutty it had sex with a strawberry bush
The strawberry bush was poisonous and my bok choy got sick
My bok choy pissed me off one day and I cut it's head off
R.i.p bok choy
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