La Croix X Reader

Everyone knows the classic La Croix can. Normally colorful with a few dots and lines and there classic logo. Refreshing for some, disgusting for others. But, when a can of La Croix seduces a unexpected victim, will they change their mind about La Croix?Join La Croix and and exciting new cast of characters as they embark on a journey of excitement, betrayal and even love in this multi chapter read about the adventures of La Croix.

If you couldn't guess this is 1000% satire and not a single person ever asked for this. It's mainly a challenge for me to write something so completely strange and make it actually interesting to read. So if you enjoy, uh, thank you i suppose?