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You'll Never Get To Heaven (if you're scared of getting high)

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Reads 59,713
Votes 2,991
Parts 29
Time 6h 44m

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Good Omens.  Crowley and Aziraphale pose as husbands for a house party, because Aziraphale is bad at saying no (to anyone but Crowley and anyone trying to buy books). 

Crowley thinks this is a good chance to prove himself the perfect potential demon husband to a fussy angel. But things get complicated fast. Really complicated.

A lot of pining, a lot of shopping and restaurants and party games,  some near misses, but no sex until chapter 24 (and all of 25).All Rights Reserved

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