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⚠HUGE WARNING TO WHOEVER READS THIS!!!⚠

THIS IS T.R.A.S.H!!

THE HOLIEST OF THE HOLY WOULD CUSS AND HAVE A HEART ATTACK!! 

Sorry about that, but just know, if somebody has a heart attack from this book then.... IT WASNT ME!! 

nOW on to the story....

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He nodded his head in understanding, "Was that you singing Family Guy's theme song or was it a dying camel? " he joked. 

I scoffed, "Are you trying to say I can't sing? "

He presses a hand on his chest, his delicious, muscular, toned chest, where his heart is, feigning innocence, "Who? Me? Never." 

If only I had something to throw at this guy. 

It isn't as if I haven't heard that one already. 

"I sound like a sexy hyena. Not a camel you asshat." I restated his statement and he guffawed. 

This asshat. 

"You're funny, you know that? " he inquired after his laughing fit. 

"I know. I'm just so awesome. " I boasted, brushing imaginary lint from my shoulders. 

"I bet you had a lot of friends at your old school."

"Heh, I wasn't popular. " I say and he stares at me in disbelief. 

"Really now? How could that be possible? You've got the looks and the attitude. "

I'll take that as a compliment. 


P.S :- Does this count as a blurb???

P.P.S :- I'm praying for your health. And for god to give you strength

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#288 - Sarcasm

#675 - Firststory

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