Live, Laugh, Love
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⚠HUGE WARNING TO WHOEVER READS THIS!!!⚠
THIS IS T.R.A.S.H!!
THE HOLIEST OF THE HOLY WOULD CUSS AND HAVE A HEART ATTACK!!
Sorry about that, but just know, if somebody has a heart attack from this book then.... IT WASNT ME!!
nOW on to the story....
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He nodded his head in understanding, "Was that you singing Family Guy's theme song or was it a dying camel? " he joked.
I scoffed, "Are you trying to say I can't sing? "
He presses a hand on his chest, his delicious, muscular, toned chest, where his heart is, feigning innocence, "Who? Me? Never."
If only I had something to throw at this guy.
It isn't as if I haven't heard that one already.
"I sound like a sexy hyena. Not a camel you asshat." I restated his statement and he guffawed.
This asshat.
"You're funny, you know that? " he inquired after his laughing fit.
"I know. I'm just so awesome. " I boasted, brushing imaginary lint from my shoulders.
"I bet you had a lot of friends at your old school."
"Heh, I wasn't popular. " I say and he stares at me in disbelief.
"Really now? How could that be possible? You've got the looks and the attitude. "
I'll take that as a compliment.
P.S :- Does this count as a blurb???
P.P.S :- I'm praying for your health. And for god to give you strength
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