herry putter and the slightly sexual existential crisis
  • LECTURAS 312
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  • Partes 20
  • Hora 47m
  • LECTURAS 312
  • Votos 17
  • Partes 20
  • Hora 47m
Continúa, Has publicado ago 22, 2019
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what's up gaymers, is ya boy, uhh, skinny penis.

where vsco girls and stans go to die. not because we killed them or anything, but just because they cringed so hard that tanos came aan had to snap them out of existence.

"This is even worse than the first one."-God

"You know what would be a real miracle? If they stopped making this shit." - Jesus

"it's aight." -satan

"you've ruined my image." -tanos

"we boutta go dicko mode on these haux." -fictedandaddicted
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