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herry putter and the slightly sexual existential crisis

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Reads 312
Votes 17
Parts 20
Time 47m

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aradaddy harry herry herryputter putter

what's up gaymers, is ya boy, uhh, skinny penis.

where vsco girls and stans go to die. not because we killed them or anything, but just because they cringed so hard that tanos came aan had to snap them out of existence.

"This is even worse than the first one."-God

"You know what would be a real miracle? If they stopped making this shit." - Jesus

"it's aight." -satan

"you've ruined my image." -tanos

"we boutta go dicko mode on these haux." -fictedandaddictedAll Rights Reserved

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𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book one by endearingholland

- 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 ꒷꒦꒷ ⁀➷.. 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𖤐₊˚ ☆彡 ꒰#𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑫𝑨𝑰𝑳𝒀 𝑫𝑶𝑺𝑬 𝑶𝑭 𝑫𝑹𝑨𝑹𝑹𝒀꒱ ❝𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳?❞ ❝𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭. 𝘪 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘪 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘧𝘧.❞ ❝𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥.❞ ❝𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?❞ ❝𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?❞ ♡⃕ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 i steal incorrect quotes from instagram and tumblr to make you fawn over drarry.

Scarlett ...Can't Be Tamed by JeniRaeD

What happens when you grow up wearing clothes that are too small or way too big, or wear hand me down clothes passed on from family, get teased by your peers all throughout your school years, to have the boys tease you because you wear glasses, or wear braces, or because you didn't fill out on top in high school? You even had boys ask you out on dates or invited to the high school dance, only for them to not show up and you see them with another girl.... they considered her a nerd, a tomboy, a loser.... So what happens? You get Scarlett..... After graduation she became a girl that was determined to show she wasn't the nerd or loser they thought she was, that she wasn't this ugly girl they so claimed that she was. She filled out, she was beautiful, and for years she worked on having that perfect body to show those boys what they missed out on. She became a stripper, she was now 25 years old and was out to go after all the guys that made fun of her. She wanted to make them pay somehow, have them go after her, make them take her home, have her way with them and then tell them who she is. She's out for revenge... men try to change her and then realize that she won't change until she runs into the one man she always had a crush on that hurt her the most. Can he change her? After all she can't be tamed, but can she? credit for cover made by: https://selfpubbookcovers.com/kshipley

Dressed To Kill by _lilithcarter_

"It's funny that you are saying this because if one of us is jealous, then it's you. Or did you forget that you just pushed the man I was dancing with away from me and dragged me out of the club? Where is he anyway and where the hell are Vivian and Felicia?" I say, raising my voice. "Don't worry about them. They are up there, waiting for you and what Valentino concerns, he is taken good care of." He says with a grin on his face and a clenched jaw. ~~~~~ "You know what? I have never realized it before, but you have such perfect lips. I bet they would look even better wrapped around my cock... but then I remember the shit that always comes out of your mouth, and I just want to throw up." He says, looking at me with disgust. ~~~~~ "You little piece of shit won't call me "dude" because I am not one of your trashy friends and she is not a girl you can just fuck one time and throw away then. She is my fucking wife." "And she is way out of your league, dude," I add. ~~~~~ "What the hell happened and whose family do I have to rot out?" #1 badboyinlove March 2022 #1 luxury March 2022 #1 hot April 2022

𝐔𝐧𝐰𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞 '• || ᴷⁿʸ ᴼᶜ ᶠᵃⁿᶠⁱᶜ ⁽ᵂᴵᴾ!⁾ by -mYp0lxaroid

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Scarlett ...Can't Be Tamed cover

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- 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 ꒷꒦꒷ ⁀➷.. 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𖤐₊˚ ☆彡 ꒰#𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑫𝑨𝑰𝑳𝒀 𝑫𝑶𝑺𝑬 𝑶𝑭 𝑫𝑹𝑨𝑹𝑹𝒀꒱ ❝𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳?❞ ❝𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭. 𝘪 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘪 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘧𝘧.❞ ❝𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥.❞ ❝𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?❞ ❝𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?❞ ♡⃕ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 i steal incorrect quotes from instagram and tumblr to make you fawn over drarry.