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herry putter and the slightly sexual existential crisis

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Reads 312
Votes 17
Parts 20
Time 47m

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aradaddy harry herry herryputter putter

what's up gaymers, is ya boy, uhh, skinny penis.

where vsco girls and stans go to die. not because we killed them or anything, but just because they cringed so hard that tanos came aan had to snap them out of existence.

"This is even worse than the first one."-God

"You know what would be a real miracle? If they stopped making this shit." - Jesus

"it's aight." -satan

"you've ruined my image." -tanos

"we boutta go dicko mode on these haux." -fictedandaddictedAll Rights Reserved

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Tom And Bill Kaulitz - ONE SHOTS

WE ARE BACK IN BUSINESS BABY!!! Still won't post often though, but I am working little, by little, cause school timezones back then, is different from now. But babies, don't worryy, I'll try to make something up from my [as]. 丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰 DISCONTINUED! Reason: I am so, sorry that I won't complete this, because I'm pretty much not sure if I can still keep-up, by making more chapters. And I'm really hoping that you guys understand that I'm pretty busy around these times of the year. And a lot has been happening and I'm not the type of person who can get things together even if I try. I know this reason is pretty stupid and because, of that I won't be writing. But, maybe I will write when I feel like I want to and if I have the time. Soo, yeah. Hope you guys understand! LOVE YOU ALL! 丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰 I'm really thankful for the people who read this book(Idk what to call it). And we are almost reaching 10k reads. OMG, when I made this book I didn't really think that it would get this far, and I can't even make up the words on how thankful I am to all of you! I love you guys so much! Thank you for helping me get this far! 丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰 This book is filled with smut or one shots based on Tom and Bill Kaulitz(just incase you dont know, they are twins and part of a German band called Tokio Hotel). And is a y/n story. 👩‍🍳👩‍🍳👩‍🍳 Please keep in mind that this is only a fanfic story and that most of the things I put here are absolutely NOT TRUE, and YES I know it's cringy and I would say it's true. But anyways ENJOY. 😍🤞💋 Just so you know I am NOT good with punctuation marks because I failed that in school so if my punctuation mark(s) looks off or weird you'll already know. 😃👍👍👍