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herry putter and the slightly sexual existential crisis
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Ongoing, First published Aug 22, 2019
Mature
what's up gaymers, is ya boy, uhh, skinny penis.

where vsco girls and stans go to die. not because we killed them or anything, but just because they cringed so hard that tanos came aan had to snap them out of existence.

"This is even worse than the first one."-God

"You know what would be a real miracle? If they stopped making this shit." - Jesus

"it's aight." -satan

"you've ruined my image." -tanos

"we boutta go dicko mode on these haux." -fictedandaddicted
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