Diary of a Plague Docteur: 049's Son

(Note: This story is not finished. This story is also the fucked-up kind of comedy. There is slight gore & an upcoming Lemon in the future. You have been warned.)
On February 14th, 2019, SCP-049-j receives a blank journal from staff whilst in containment & records his everyday life in journal entries. He sees life, death, traumatization, insanity, *crunch*, friendship, & toast. This story is made for fun & is based off of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid fanfictions found on Reddit on r/lodeddiper, except this time, it's been applied to the SCP universe in the same format as on the subreddit.