how to date a b!tch (brallon)

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wouldn't you like to, wouldn't you like to kiss...... him???? what!

dallon doesn't like boys! especially not stupid stinky twinkie ones that play fortnite! that's just not his type! right? hmmm.All Rights Reserved

brallon brendonurie dallonweekes idkhow panicatthedisco patd

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chapter one | bruises and bar fights
Sat, Aug 24, 2019

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chapter one | bruises and bar fights
Sat, Aug 24, 2019

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Roommates. Usually chosen, typically friends. Not Brendon and Ryan. Ryan appeared suddenly. No one but himself knew where he came from. All of the sudden, he was handed a room key, and sent off to an elite boarding school. When he arrived, he expected to hate every second. That all of his roommates would be snobby, homophobic, rich assholes. He certainly didn't expect Brendon. And he certainly didn't expect to fall in love with him. *Mature Content: Sexual acts, mentions of past abuse, homophobic language/acts, etc. *

empty - brallon/// DISCONTINUED by scaledandblurry

brendon's trans and gay. dallon has a crush on the new boy. tw: dysphoria, transphobia, and homophobia also this moves pretty fast for a few chapters but it slows down i promise being rewritten

ryro: i think i like you beebo: you shouldn't

"I'm bored. Wanna make out?"

Sweet Tooth [Brallon AU] by virtuesandvices-

Brendon's the new kid and he takes an interest to Dallon, the residential reserved soft boy.

The Party Isn't Over Tonight.. ☆Brallon☆ by beebosdick

Brendon Urie has a lot of issues. He doesn't quite make the best decisions. Going to this party just happened to be one of the bad choices. Or is it?

I AM NOT GAY {FINISHED} by DallonsDoritos

"SARAH, I'M NOT GAY, I PROMISE!" Brendon swears he's NOT gay. He can't be. That makes no sense. However... Dallon IS gay, and he may or may not have a crush on someone named Brendon Urie. And this person may or may not be in the same band as him. Who knows?

Dallon is one of the popular kids who drinks and curses, but he hates the attention. He has loads of friends, but he's lonely and just wants to watch movies with a true friend. No one knows that he's gay, not even himself. His family is supportive of everything he does, but he doesn't realize until he sees the other side of it. Brendon is shy and mute because of his stutter and anxiety. He's innocent and would never utter any sort of curse word. He gets bullied a lot, and no one seems to care. Brendon is also lonely, but he has no one at all. Everyone thinks that he's a freak. His family is broken. His mother isn't around, and his father shouldn't even be called that. Brendon is alone in the world. Once the two meet, all of this changes.

A closeted gay teen (Brendon Urie) wants to join the popular gals' clique, but his scheme backfires when his best friend (Dallon Weekes) is forced out of the closet instead. Based on the movie GBF, with brallon and a little bit of a different storyline. MOSTLY the same as the movie, though. One of the main points of the movie/book is the shallowness of people, and all of the stereotypes that are applied to gay people. So there's some things in here that could be offensive.

Message Unseen ➤ RYDEN/BRALLON/JOSHLER by thanksfrank

Brendon is seemingly incapable of settling down and Dallon and Ryan are sick of it, and a certain someone is almost-conveniently in love with Tyler. Of course, without the wonderful uses of modern technology, there would be no group-chats to sort this out.

Boarding School~Ryden

Roommates. Usually chosen, typically friends. Not Brendon and Ryan. Ryan appeared suddenly. No one but himself knew where he came from. All of the sudden, he was handed a room key, and sent off to an elite boarding school. When he arrived, he expected to hate every second. That all of his roommates would be snobby, homophobic, rich assholes. He certainly didn't expect Brendon. And he certainly didn't expect to fall in love with him. Mature Content: Sexual acts, mentions of past abuse, homophobic language/acts, etc.

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