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As a rule, generally speaking - Crowley was not hugely fond of weddings. He's said this in many different ways, to many different people. At length. Repeatedly. Usually while quite drunk.
Yeah, okay. So maybe Crowley has mixed feelings about the whole wedding thing. So what?
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