The Three Nerima Stooges (Your Lie in April comedy AU fic, COMPLETE)

The Arimas and the Miyazonos. Two typical families from Japan who run a bakery and orphanage together. Their lives change forever when their son and daughter, Kousei and Kaori, come into the world. But then, someone leaves two children on the doorstep of the Arima/Miyazono Bakery and Orphanage. As Kousei becomes more isolated for health reasons, Kaori, Tsubaki and Watari grow up eye-poking, face slapping, and head-clunking their way towards their teenage life.

Now, the bumbling trio of Kaori, Tsubaki, Watari, all pure of heart and dim of wit, find themselves on a madcap mission to save their bakery and orphanage from foreclosure. Can the Three Nerima Stooges survive the real world, raise the money and save the day? Why, soitenly!

"They're so bad at being bad..... but so much worse at being GOOD!"
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NOTE: This fic is meant to tell what would happen if Your Lie in April were more comedic (it's an Alternate Universe fic), and is based on the 2012 film adaptation of The Three Stooges (yes, I am aware Your Lie in April is a sad story, but this idea just came to me one day). Don't take this fic too seriously (and no rude/degrading comments about it), just have fun while reading it! It is also meant to be read as a theatrical film.

SECOND NOTE: This fic is now complete as October 13, 2019. :)