Night Of The Living Cheese Whiz

I said I promised I'd do an fanfiction like this the ASOTM (ouch, that fanfiction made me silent for a week) comment section, so here you go.
You weird (milk) fricks.

Ryan was human, but he absorbed cheese whiz. It's part of him now. He left Panic! so no one could see the half man, half cheese whiz being he became.
He moved to Cape Cod town because it was the only the only place that accepted him for the half man, half cheese whiz thing he had become.

This wasn't my idea, I'm not a drug user.
I can't believe that my parents spent time, money, and energy to raise me.
And I'm writing a Ryan Ross-cheese-whiz-anthropomorphic-mess-of-a-fanfiction.
I regret everything.
I'm not going to church anymore because I know even god can't help me.